The most disgusting CNN comment ever [RO]

[Bryan_Ekers]

Ludo, at this point I suggest you claim you were only kidding, whether it’s true or not.

[Ludovic]

Yeah, can’t you see I was being ironic? That’s the ticket! Ironic!

[bup]

You whooshed us all!

[Crotalus]

@Ludovic

Yeah, can’t you see I was being ironic? That’s the ticket! Ironic!

I believe you. Really.

[Smeghead]

I laughed.

[SteveG1]

@John_Mace

I don’t watch Steven Colbert, but from I’ve heard in bits and pieces of his routine, this sounds like something he would say.

Possibly, and people would “get it” that it’s a joke. I hope. Maybe? Then he’d go on about how it pales against the constant threat of bears sneaking in from the Canadian border.

[Shot_From_Guns]

Comedy gold.
(“The comment or the RO thread?” “Yes.”)

[Waffle_Decider]

I thought that’s hilarious.

[may_be_ignorant]

hahahahahahahahaha

[carnivorousplant]

@SteveG1

Then he’d go on about how it pales against the constant threat of bears sneaking in from the Canadian border.

Oh, My!

[Loach]

The larger question is why would you read the comments on any news site?

[Aswan]

@Loach

The larger question is why would you read the comments on any news site?

Is this the whoosh within the whoosh within the whoosh?

[Loach]

Yes. Maybe. Wait, let me figure this out…

[Declan]

@carnivorousplant

@SteveG1

Then he’d go on about how it pales against the constant threat of bears sneaking in from the Canadian border.

Oh, My!

Well there was this one senator , who was complaining about the restocking of some wilderness area with Canadian timber wolves , wondered why not restock with American wolves.

Declan

[Aswan]

@SteveG1

@John_Mace

I don’t watch Steven Colbert, but from I’ve heard in bits and pieces of his routine, this sounds like something he would say.

Possibly, and people would “get it” that it’s a joke. I hope. Maybe? Then he’d go on about how it pales against the constant threat of bears sneaking in from the Canadian border.

[Colbert]Montana must act swiftly and decisively to enact tough Arizona-style illegal immigration laws that have teeth in them to secure our border. If the Federal government won’t act, the people must.[/Colbert]

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Aswan

@Loach

The larger question is why would you read the comments on any news site?

Is this the whoosh within the whoosh within the whoosh?

The whooshes are merging…

[Aswan]

@Bryan_Ekers

@Aswan

Is this the whoosh within the whoosh within the whoosh?

The whooshes are merging…

And becoming self-aware…

[SteveG1]

@furt

@Ludovic

So a child abduction case ended relatively happily when a complete stranger notices the vehicle in question and successfully brings it to a halt, whereupon the abductor released the child and unsuccessfully tried to get away.

Thankfully most of the comments on CNN’s website praise the hero, and relatively few call for a torturous death for the abductor. But of course there are comments like this gem on the rescuer’s presumed heritage:
:eek:

That comment is such bullshit. What’s the guy going to get for rescuing the girl and going to all the press conferences and crap? A key to the city and maybe a free burrito. What’s that work out to, $3 an hour?

Americans don’t rescue little girls because the pay isn’t high enough. It’s a job Americans won’t do.

Superman is an ALIEN too, ya know

[Peeta_Mellark]

That’s why our all-American Batman is far superior.

[Guinastasia]

Who actually said it?
(You know, it’s probably about time that The Onion should do a story about someone taking a satirical newspaper seriously – but without using the name of said newspaper.)