They could write a serious (and I mean actually serious and well-researched, not hip-ironic or whatever) piece on how much influence Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have.
I’ve always wanted to alter the Uncyclopedia entry on Irony to contain only a serious discussion about the history and definitions of irony.
Was that also one of the guys who wanted to fire all the cattle guards? ![]()
Ludovic is my new hero.
You know who’s a real American Hero? G.I. Joe. That’s who. And there were no Mexican G.I. Joes. Not a one. Well, there’s this guy, but what’s more American than a Mexican with polar bear? Nothing.
U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A
Is this the whoosh within the whoosh within the whoosh?
Go deeper.
/oblique Inception reference.
Those heroic jobs are hard, dangerous work and don’t pay well. That is why we let immigrants do them.
I’ve always wanted to alter the Uncyclopedia entry on Irony to contain only a serious discussion about the history and definitions of irony.
It did, at one point. Did it change?
La madre es todo whooshes.
I just pee’d my fuckin’ pants!
Yeah, can’t you see I was being ironic? That’s the ticket! Ironic!
So a child abduction case ended relatively happily when a complete stranger notices the vehicle in question and successfully brings it to a halt, whereupon the abductor released the child and unsuccessfully tried to get away.
Thankfully most of the comments on CNN’s website praise the hero, and relatively few call for a torturous death for the abductor. But of course there are comments like this gem on the rescuer’s presumed heritage:
I am so sick of these Mexican immigrants coming here to the USA and stealing all the heroic jobs. There are so many unemployed white Americans that could have saved that girl instead
:eek:
Yep, lots of irony in there! :rolleyes:
So…why post this in the Pit then?
Holy shit! I think we have a quadruple whoosh inside of whoosh with a whoosh wrapped around it.
That’s a goocher!
It’s a whoosh wrapped inside a woosh inside a sweatervest.
The sweatervest is also cursed.
Poor Ludovic. He finds redemption in the IMHO crazy meth gays thread and the damn thing gets closed.
Psssst… don’t worry dude, we noticed.