Opponents in political arguments both quote him to prove their point. Sometimes even the same quote.
He has his cake, and eats it too.
When he watches the pot, it boils.
No matter how many cooks there are already, when he is in the kitchen the broth will not spoil.
He is, in one manifestation or another, all of the veiled references in Don McLean’s American Pie
If he punched you in the face, you would have to resist the strong urge to thank him.
His emails have won Hugo awards.
Garbage men collect and save his trash.
Charlie Sheen calls him a winner.
Might the original have been “slapped”? I thought this was a reference to Antonio Inoki, a pro wrestler and legit martial artist. He once slapped a wrestler in training, and the guy popped up and thanked Inoki profusely. Since then, fighters and fans have actively asked Inoki to slap thim for courage and luck. When Inoki slaps you, it is indeed an honor.
Unfortunately, current MMA contender Lyoto Machida hadn’t heard about this. When Inoki slapped him after Machida’s debut, the young fighter was mighty confused.
…even when he has layringitis, he has something to say.
He moderated a presidential debate, and was considered the winner…by the candidates.
He doesn’t use Acme products often, but when he does they work as intended every time.
He put Humpty-Dumpty back together again.
People who sit next to him on an airplane get college credit for it.
What he does in Vegas, stays in Monaco.
He can bone a dude, enjoy it, and remain a negative six on the Kinsey scale.
How are these things attributable to an interesting man? Perhaps you guys are confusing him with the most badass man in the world?
When he goes to the strip club, the dancers tip him.
His babysitters worked for free.
Even his junk mail gets forwarded.
He has always been allowed to edit his posts.
The bulls run with him.
He will always have Paris.
He was nominated for four Nobel Prizes…in the same year.
He can accurately mimic the calls of birds from six continents.
He has sold iceboxes to Eskimoes.
His tee time is “whenever he shows up.”
The Queen acts on the advice of her Prime Minister … if he says so.
He once had an audience with the Pope, but had to call it short, as he was needed elsewhere. The Pope rescheduled.
He finds squirrels untrustworthy.
Takes a 15 minute break…every 10 minutes.