During the latest republican debate all but one of the candidates said they were in favor of legalizing gay marriage, just to have a chance with him
James Bond gets his rejects.
His name is on both Santa’s “nice” list and his “naughty” list. Simultaneously.
Thank you. When I heard that it was like huh?
What does that even mean, unless I’m missing the funny, which is possible.
Interesting, isn’t it.
I have had similar reactions to any number of posts here. They strike me as a neat blend of Steven Wright, Jack Handey and Zen koan.
He knows the ending to the Neverending Story.
People open Pit threads to apologize to him.
His post is his cite.
He says “hi, Opal” in person.
Well, of course on Mother’s Day, his mother sends him flowers, AND takes him to brunch.
His last home movie won Oscars for best picture, best directing, best cinematography, and best actor.
When the TV news reported this and showed a clip, the clip won Emmys for best picture, best directing, best cinematography, and best actor.
His cats do everything he tells them.
This thread just crossed the line between reality and fantasy.
His Penthouse Forum letters have won Pulitzer Prizes.
Women fight over him.
He is the reason whales beach themselves.
He got both the U.S. House and Senate to vote unanimously in favor of his debt reduction plan.
Being a software developer I was entertained when one of the others in my building printed this out and hung it up.
Unfortunately, it hits a little too close to the truth where I work.
He’s so interesting, sharks jump him