My boss complains if someone sings to themselves at their desk. It’s distracting, she says. She likes to leave her door open while she berates and yells at her family, friends and associates. The whole office knows about her life and every little thing wrong with it. But this doesn’t make her the most self-centered woman in the world.
It rained for a week about a month ago. She yelled at the contractors receptionist because “I don’t care what you can or cannot do in the rain. MY driveway looks like crap! It’s the worst driveway in the neighborhood.” She actually told the receptionist “I pay you, I expect a little humility!” But that didn’t make her the most self-centered woman in the world.
Her mother called her to tell her that her brother got arrested. She screamed at her mother: “I’m pregnant, why are you wasting your time and energy on him?” But this doesn’t make her the most self-centered woman in the world.
Today she told a girlfriend “I’ve already told the doctor that once the baby reaches 7 pounds, I want my labor induced. I can’t imagine carrying anything over 7 pounds.” That made her the most self-centered woman in the world.
Well, she certainly sounds like a peach.
She was kidding, though, right? Or it just hadn’t honestly occurred to her that it might not be in the tykes best interest? Please say it was one of these.
The tykes best interest?!?
What about her.
Unless she changes, I worry about the child.
You work for my ex-wife?
Oh wait she doesn’t have a job.
Well, there’s a bright shining star of humanity. :rolleyes:
I shudder to think what the kid will be like after being raised by this bitch.
Perhaps one of those unfortunate accidents could happen during the removal of the 7 lb baby. You know, sometimes, an artery accidently gets cut and everyone’s oohing and ahhing over the baby and mommy bleeds to death.
HEY!!! Don’t look at me like that.:rolleyes:
Good fucking god
Working for myself is the greatest gift I have ever gotten in this life.
I have to know, though…what kind of work do you do and what is her position? How did a monster like her ever get anywhere?
These are the kind of people who you wish would be busily admiring their self-centered-but-undoubtedly-better-than-rest-of-us selves in their rearview mirror at 75mph heading into a hairpin turn.
And I definitely wouldn’t want my kid going to school with hers.
There is a nanny in this baby’s future. It could only be a good thing for the poor innocent. She has told the partner in charge of our department that she plans to be back in two weeks.
Hormone Hannah is her nickname at work. She was always rather bitchy but the pregnancy has elevated her from a princess to Queen Bitch.
It’s hard to believe she’s not a perpetrating some sort of parody.
You know, it may be in the child’s best interest. The sooner any human can get as far away from her, the better.
Oh, she can be charming. She can be nice when she wants to or needs to be and she’s not stupid. She’s just a spoiled brat.
She could give birth to a 20lb baby Alien-style.
Good lord. Please tell me her doctor refused. Perhaps the doctor could also explain the reasons for the refusal, using small words and short sentences.
That’s what we in the Medical Profession call an “inside-out C-section.”
snort I’m surprised Hormonal Hannah actually stuped to get herself pregnant.
“What do you mean, the condom broke? You stupid shit-now I’M pregnant! Loser!”
Do you work in Raleigh, NC?? When I lived there, I worked in an accounting department of a company that shall remain nameless, and the Controller (very apt title, BTW) was a HUGE princess. All of those scenerios you described were EXACTLY the way she is! Everything was all about her. She was very cruel to people she thought were beneath her–and that was pretty much everyone but the partners of the firm. She went to UNC-Chapel Hill and she was spoiled to death by her “daddy”. She had me in tears a few times with her vitriol. I hated her with a white-hot passion that burned deep within my soul! Gaaah!!
[sub]Find a happy place…find a happy place. I’m okay now.[/sub]
I’ll wager she used a turkey basting syringe to get pregnant.