The most unusual "sex proposition" you've ever received?

“Uh, have you ever hear of ‘fisting’?”

I dare say you are talking about the FFA? Pardon my french, ‘Fist Fuckers of America’ It’s when the guy puts his hand & arm up a persons’ anus. No need to clarify this one, matt :slight_smile:

I know this isn’t the weirdest thing in the world…but it’s one of the weirdest things that ever happened to me. After breaking up with my boyfriend, I rebounded by getting smashed at a party and bringing home a guy who I’d met one or two times…later in bed, after I puked (which didn’t bother him in the least, and should have been a sign…)he earned his “redwings” and wanted me to perform oral sex. I was getting somewhat into it, and he says “stick your finger up my ass” um, I don’t stick my finger up my own ass, and wasn’t about to do it to him. I don’t know if it’s the thought of doing it that grossed me out, or just the way he said it, but yuck!

I also once had a man ask if he could lick my ass. I just thought it was odd because he just came out and asked, and we’ve never been “involved” in any way…

Mine weirdest proposition actually came AFTER sex. Laying there nude, and the girl asked is she could pop the zits on my back. Ewwww.

This isn’t nearly as freakish or weird as some of these posts, but it certainly caught me by surprise.

About a year and a half ago, one of the dancers in the strip joint I had out had had become kind of a buddy. By that I mean, she’d sit and chat on break, etc. (/Aside) I don’t know why, but for some reason most strippers would rather sit and chat with me for no $ than hit me up for a lap dance. How I became the dancers’ confessor/shrink I’ll never know) (/Aside)

Anyway, one night I noticed she was pretty upset looking on stage. I tipped her a buck and she asked if she could come chat.

Turns out she’d found her boyfriend boinking her best friend earlier that day. She then looks at me and says, “I hope this isn’t uncomfortable for you, but I’m looking for a grudge fuck. You interested?”

I was familiar with the term, but not in that context. When she explained, she said something to the effect of, “Doing every single special thing in bed he and I did so they won’t be special anymore.”

Perhaps not the most romantic approach I’ve ever gotten, but a damn fun evening.

When I was walking from the supermarket back to my car and an Asian immigrant that I’d never seen before , one with a full cart of groceries, no less, said, “Can I ask you a question?” Thinking maybe he needed help, or directions, I said, “Sure.” He said, “Would you like to sell me your sex?” I didn’t hear him correctly the first time (heavy accent), so I said, “Excuse me?” So he repeated it. I got it that time.

I wish I could claim that I slammed him with some witty retort, but I was so boggled by the situation, my response was, “No, thank you.”

No, thank you.” It would appear that I’m automatically polite, even to perverts in parking lots.

Hmmm, well one nite at a party a few years ago…I was approached by 3 women -seperately- all asking me for sex. They all had boyfriends too, which I knew, so I declined. Those three girls were damn persistant all nite too, and even got in a fight over me. LOL!

My life outside work and my home life is filled with interesting experiences. My wife and I have an open marriage (with rules of course) and we are both Bi. Also, I am a photographer and videographer at the club.

Now, if that isn’t weird enough for you, recently I was at my favorite club and was approached by two women. One was a large woman (my favorite :):):slight_smile: ) and the other was short and small. They asked if I wanted to watch them have sex. Fine, no problem by me. We get back to the hotel room, where there is a man tied up to the wall blind folded, handcuffed, etc along with a video camera.

Now I find out what the hell they wanted. Apparently they were going to make a homemade bondage porn and wanted me to film it… Errr. No. Especially since they said I couldn’t have a copy.

Geez–I am some kind of sexual freak. I’m into eyeball licking, and I’ve had two roommates lick my eyeballs. One of them and I briefly dated.

“Mine weirdest proposition actually came AFTER sex. Laying there nude, and the girl asked is
she could pop the zits on my back”

It’s called “grooming.”

Hello, you are the only other person I’ve met who has an open marriage. So you are automatically my friend.

Now for a reply to the OP …

Sadly, I have no reply to the OP, because I’ve never received any weird propositions.

Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

Brunetter: Thanks. Its a very good thing for Jenn (my wife) and I, but I don’t suggest it for everyone.

Glad to have a new friend. :slight_smile:

Jeeze, y’all need to read more threads. I can think of at least 5-6 other posters who have stated that have open marriages, where y’all been?

Hrm… Perhaps I should start a “Where are the open marriage couples?” or “Straight Dope Swingers Club”. Heh… :slight_smile:

for me–any sex proposition is unususal

This is true, I promise

I had just arrived in the UK and was at a party in London’s East End. Somehow, I had hit it off well with an attractive and athletic looking young woman. I was bemoaning the fact that I did not know the city well and didn’t know anyone and would love to have some nearby friends… (well, you get the picture) and she turned to me and said, “Well, I’ll tell you what, why don’t you come by tomorrow morning and knock me up.”

Friends soon told me that “knock me up” did not have the same conotations that it has in the U.S. It just means knock on the door and visit.

But for a few moments…

I’ve had two in one night ask me! In front of my GF at the time too…it didn’t go down real well!

The worst bit was that one of them was the girl (who had a BF) who I was sharing a house with at the time, and the other was the GF of the Guy who I shared the house with. silly me, I played my cards all wrong that night and ended up sleeping on my lonesome! :mad:

Most unusual?

How about being propositioned by a total stranger while on your honeymoon?

For our honeymoon, my SO and I decided to go to Jamaica. While sitting on the sea wall waiting for my husband to come out of the hotel, this local guy on a bicycle stops to chat.
He figured out easliy enough that I was vacationing at the hotel behind us and asked if I was here on my honeymoon.
When I answered yes he went into this big long speech about how “here in Jamaica it tis no sin to be lovin’ others even when you’re married” and then he offered to be my first taste of “Jamaican Delight”. :eek:

As luck would have it, my husband appeared before I could come up with any kind of answer. I nearly laughed out loud to see how fast “Mr. Delight” switched from propositioning me to trying to sell ganja(weed) to my husband. :slight_smile:

EEEEWWWWWW. That has to win some kind of award.

Once, back before I met mommajesus, I was out clubing one Friday night and had a girl offer to tit-fuck me. Pretty interesting since I’m a guy.

Um…You do know that “tit-fucking” is a man-woman thing, don’t you? Please don’t ask me to explain…