Jimmy the Stuntman wows the crowds at all the local events but dreams of making it big. Fortunately, with 5-Hour Energy in his hand, he knows he’s got the stuff. His big break comes when he gets to do a televised stunt with the big famous stuntman with Super Squirrel Energy Drink sponsoring him. Turns out, the famous stuntman is kind of a dick so Jimmy punches him out, gulps down some delicious 5-Hour, kisses the pretty girl, and then does the stunt himself.
Next: Battlestar Trek Galactica Wars II: The Wrath of Twilight
A deeply introspective look into the life of an old science fiction writer whose work never sold mainly because he refused to sell out and visit the more popular tropes of his time. The film consists of interviews of his family and friends cut with brief, older pieces of film showing him and displaying his mordant sense of humor. By the time the viewer is halfway through it is apparent that the author has committed suicide, This, however, is only partly true, as the end shows the author has gone into writing advertising copy to make ends meet.
Mr Wolf (Harvey Keitel) an aging ‘cleaner’ for mob homicides, get’s caught red-handed with 5 dead bodies in the trunk of his nsx. Shortly after arriving in prison he is diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and given a few months to live. Determined to make the most of his time left on earth he makes a plan to raise hell inside the prison walls. Sneaking of contraband, instigation of riots, pizza deliveries, call girls, a bothersome little gopher, and no holds are barred.
An infamous New York City street artist is attacked, beaten and left for dead in an alley. After coming to in a hospital bed, he is haunted by shadows and voices that tell him paint images of ever increasing violence. He eventually learns that every depiction of violence he paints is mirrored by actual violence a day later. After a detective sees the paintings, the artist is thought to be a notorious serial killer and hunted.
A total nerd of a computer genius turns into a werewolf at the full moon. A werewolf that can sing, dance, and act better than anybody anywhere. The werewolf has a one week a month gig on Broadway and builds quite the following, while the computer nerd works the other three weeks of the month trying to find a way to keep the full moon all the time, and thus causes his own demise. Staring Hugh Jackman.
The world’s shortest movie clocks in at 3 seconds: The 1st second shows the movie title, the 2nd second shows Trump with his mouth open, and the 3rd shows the closing credits.
Dr. Pimple Popper is back, now in her first full-length documentary. In one of her most difficult cases, she introduces us to Dewy, a seventeen-year-old boy suffering from a deeply inflamed pimple. Some DBox theaters will also be introducing Smell-o-Vision. Don’t miss it, or you’ll never understand what all the puss is about!
Next: The Winter Gardener
An old man works in a winter garden, attempting to tend to the plants and flowers, taking care of the soil, and pulling weeds while the cold wind blows and sleet stings his bare hands. He imagines back to happier times working in the garden in the warm summer. He flashes back to his wife, the birth of his children, who grow up and leave his garden. He remembers his wife dying and leaving him. The only thing left in his world is his winter garden. As the cold wind whips across his face one more time, he looks up and makes one wish to be in his garden forever. The camera pulls back and the old man becomes a part of the winter garden, cold and lonely, waiting for warmer times.
Next: Olduvai Gorge - The Musical!
From the opening strands of Seriously Serengati to the haunting “The Place of the Wild Sisal”, O.G. is a toe-tapping, knee-slapping hullabaloo of a musical. Country & Western seems like an odd milieu for a musical about the Leakeys and their discovery of primordial man in East Africa, but it almost sorta works. Kinda. The tradition of having Mrs. Leakey being played by a male falsetto in drag is optional.
Next: Deathchess
Runner’s High: Jeff Smokington is about to see his beloved dispensary repossessed by the evil banker unless he can come up rest of his mortgage payment by the end of the moth. He organizes the worlds first “Stoner Marathon” to raise the money.
Brock “The Brick” Lee is a humble Hong Kong bricklayer and Shaolin martial artist who is convinced by British intelligence to enter a martial arts competition to stop an evil drug lord. After The Brick wins his way to the final match, the drug lord kidnaps and executes his pet bunny. The Brick fights his way through hundreds of minions, gets to the drug lord and says “Now the Brick enters you” and totally punches right through the villain’s chest.
When handsome drifter Pad Thai swings in to town he quickly catches the eye of Marity Cider, who works with her husband Todd at the local diner they own. Marity confides in Pad her scheme to dispatch her husband and live happily ever after with Pad. Together they devise a plan to anonymously mail cigarettes to Todd in the hope that he will take up smoking which could lead to an early demise. Todd takes up smoking but to compensate he also cuts out dairy from his diet and hits the gym pretty hard. While at the gym, Todd meets Mark and they run away together to live in California. Pad and Marity live happily ever after.
Wisecracking but loveable Chico “Chicken” Chzinskison is let out of prison early in an effort to try to capture his former cellmate, a known drug dealer and killer. Gruff but loveable police detective Bartholomew “Biscuits” Biscottiski is assigned the case and the two butt heads while they track down the killer. They’re the original odd couple – Chicken & Biscuits – but do they have what it takes to get the job done before the police chief takes Biscuits’ badge and sends Chicken back to the coop?
Next: Hunt for the Seabird
Seamus Birdweather wins the lottery and goes on a mission to find the “Seabird” a plane his father (supposedly) died on when it went down into the ocean in World War II. He encounters a lot of opposition from his mother, various government agencies, and some random strangers.
The Tenors are a four man doo-wop group who tour the country singing to thousands of fans. Little do their fans suspect, however, that the Tenors are actually a team of burglars who rob while using their tour as a front and alibi. They agree that they will make one last big score while in the city to steal a valuable diamond but things get complicated when an unrelenting FBI agent comes sniffing around as well as trouble from a competing all female group called the Mezzo-Sopranos, who are also looking to steal the diamond. There’s a shaky alliance, a little romance, trouble with the law, a double-cross (or two or three) and a sequel hook for the Mezzo-Sopranos.
Peter Piper has a peculiar problem: He has acquired a parasite that only he can see and hear, and it makes him do weird things. Piper’s parasite promises to keep Peter safe from all harm, and when gets the death penalty for a murder the Parasite made him do, that’s when the hijinks begin.
When Peter is sent to the electric chair for doing a bad thing, the Parasite kills the power in the whole area, and 37 deaths result. The gas chamber? The Parasite neutralizes the gas in the chamber and turns the air outside the chamber into poison gas, killing all 17 spectators. Firing squad? The Parasite makes all the guns explode, killing all eight shooters. Peter escapes, and keeps on with his life of crime, the Parasite protecting him all the time.
Next: Orenthal and Anita Bryant-Simpson get Juiced
A movie that was just a little too disgusting even for the porn industry, Orenthal, played by PP Burns, and Anita, played by transgender porn actress Patti Wang, go on a tri-state killing spree, take steroids, and have sex along the way in the most revoltingly ways possible. No broken, stained couch behind the gas station is safe when Orenthal and Anita Bryant-Simpson get Juiced.
Next: Billy and the Boingers: U Stink: The WUrld ToUr
Tale of a rock band that uses their own flatulence in their songs, both as an instrument and for harmonies. The final song of “Blowing n the Wind” will rock your world. Soon to be a Broadway jukebox musical!