Yes, that’s right: that man has no dick.
I’m very sorry! I’ll buy you a car!!
Sweeeet:D
Greetings professor Falken. Shall we play a game?
It’s not important how many people I’ve killed, it’s important how I get along with people who are still alive.
He’s only mostly dead.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don’t take it out and use it, it’s going to rust.
I am not left-handed.
“Danger’s my middle name.”
“Mine’s Cornelius. You tell anybody and I’ll kill you.”
“Ever watch Soul Train?”
“Shut the fuck up.”
I am not an animal!!
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!
and…
I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
“Uh-oh”
“What?” “Nothing”
“Is there a waterfall?”
“Yes”
“Sharp rocks at the bottom?”
“Most likely”
“Bring it on.”
You think you can take me? Go ahead on, it’s your move.
The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
[ul][li]You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?[/li][li]I don’t know… play chess… screw…[/li]Let’s play chess![/ul]
The Lord loves a workin’ man.
Don’t trust Whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.
My name is Cornholio and I want tp for my bung hole!
Hehhh you said bung hole.
Shut-up butt munch!
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You’re a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You’re an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You’re a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
You’re an uncle fucka I must say
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Uncle fucka… thats U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight…
…Suck my balls!
Where do they come UP with this stuff?