Houston, we have a problem.
Is there a problem, Officer?
You see these hands? I hold the power of life and death in these hands.
I love these hands. Some nights, I thought they would rip my back apart!
“I ask for nothing”
“And you shall receive it. In aBUNdance!”
“You get nothing! You Lose! Good day, Sir!”
I want a hotdog, I want a cola…
You’ll get nothing and like it!
So I says, Lama, how about a little something, y’know, for the effort, and he says to me “On your deathbed, you will receive total enlightenment”
So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.
Have to go to K-Mart, 400 Oak Street…My boxer shorts at K-Mart…K-Mart…Boxer shorts. K-Mart.
Shop smart,shop S-Mart!
“Great nyborg, man!”
We accidently replaced your heart with a baked potato…you have about three seconds to live.
“You know what’s gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.”
My sister was once bitten by a yak… [sub]or was it a llama?[/sub]
DEMON LLAMA!!!
(And just because I saw it last night)
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!!
(I love that movie…)
“Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.”
[Butthead]Huh,huh,heh,you said berries,huh,huh,heh,huh[/Butthead]
What’re you lookin’ at, butthead?