The Musical Weaponry Game

Huh, and I thought this was going to be about Chaos Noise Marines with Sonic Blasters

Well, for bands, I immediately thought of Bolt Thrower and .38 Special. Then I remembered the song “Detachable Penis” by King Missile. Then there’s bands like Bad Axe and Shonen Knife. George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers count, right? Or are we talking strictly about weapons, and not instruments of warfare? If the instruments count as well, I wanna throw in the B-52’s (duh!) and the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine.

As far as individual song titles go (you can tell I’m raiding my stash of MP3’s):

Big Gun by AC/DC
Heat Seeker by AC/DC
TNT by AC/DC
Someone Set Up Us The Bomb by All Your Base
Chinese Bombs by Blur
Bikini Girls With Machine Guns by The Cramps
Ringo Buys a Rifle by Dead Milkmen
Whip It by Devo
Flamethrower by Econoline Crush
Flash of the Blade by Iron Maiden
Cherry Bomb by John “Cougar” Mellencamp
Calm Like a Bomb by Rage Against the Machine
Love Missile F-111 by Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Year of the Knife by Tears for Fears

That’s 22 points, right? OK… my brain is adled… it’s time to go home.


Pete
Take off every .sig for great justice!!

Knives Out by Radiohead

The Weapon, Rush

Die Freischutz -Webber

Gunface- Rolling Stones

Cuts Like a Knife- Bryan Adams

Bands:
Shonen Knife

Waaaaah! You all beat me to it!

Waaaaaah!

Aaaaall-sob-beeeeerrr sob rrrrt…

Do something…

:smiley:

Er… okay, Elenfair.

::waves hands magically::

Anyone who posts the secret song gets 1,000,000 points.

Atom Bomb by Fluke

I thought this title sounded familiar. It’s on Birds of Fire by the Mahavishnu Orchestra. Is the composer J. McLaughlin?

Thought of a few more, not sure if they completely count…

Shot in the Dark by Ozzy Osbourne (a shot is a dangerous weapon!)

Another Brick in the Wall part 1
Another Brick…part 2
Another Brick…part 3

And if brick counts as a weapon, then “Brick” by Ben Folds Five

“bullet in the head” - RATM

“black steel in the hour of chaos” - public enemy

“black steel” - tricky (okay its a cover of the above PE song)

If Zoggie gets Shot in the Dark by Ozzy Osbourne then I get Shot Through the Heart - Bon Jovi

Here’s to the Atom Bomb - Smashing Pumpkins

Gun For Xmas - The Vandals

What about Pachabel’s Canon in D?

[D&R’s]

If ‘shots’ count…

Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar

ME-262, by Blue Oyster Cult
Tank, by Emerson, Lake and Palmer

Can’t believe I forgot that one,
If I had a rocket launcher, by Bruce Cockburn

And One- Panzer Mensch
Skinny Puppy- Vx Gas Attack
Somantic Responses- Missle Command

Drumroll please!

“Put Down That Weapon,” by Midnight Oil

Tah daaah!

(Ok, so where do I line up for my prize?)

Ok, I’d like to submit the 1812 Ouverture, too.

I mean… they use cannons, man. Real ones!

That is musical weaponry!