The new Chick tract is out, The Devil’s Night, and boy does Jack have the “suck” knob turn up to eleven. Our favorite saucer eyed, hideous troll doll (as opposed to the Olsen twins who are marginally less saucer eyed and quickly falling out of favor) Li’l Suzy is back confronting wicked, secular humanist teacher, Ms. Henn. Jack trots out his usual halloween schtick with tales of pagan sacrifice rituals yada, yada, etc. etc. Ms. Henn orders the children to come to class in halloween costumes and I’m sure Jack creamed his jeans at the prospect of drawing her dressed as a witch. (She’s got a wart) Suzy is of course troubled but her grandpa, the cycloptic retired jurist from The Last Judge tells her she must obey her teacher because she “is an authority figure.” Suzy outwitts the wicked Ms. Henn by dressing in a Santa Clause coat.
Who the fuck protests a pagan holiday but dressing as fucking Santa?? John the Baptist on a fucking rubber crutch Jack, have you completely lost it? I’m not the best bible scholar but I don’t remember reading about Coca-Cola advertising icons in my King James Bible. Sheesh.