It’s a trap. If you just nod at the name, Jack knows you are a sucker he can manipulate. If you correct the tract, it just proves that you are a pagan, and therefore a tool of The Enemy! 
I always wondered why sane people said they *liked * Jack Chick. I thought “these people must be on crack!”
Today I read this Jack Chick and I realized the enjoyment one can glean from such a ridiculous little thing.
Thank you, Padeye.
I could’ve sworn Santa was the evil symbol of the securlarization of Christmas. Huh, shows you what I know.
Oh, but only at Halloween? Great! Thanks for the tip. Any other time of the year, strangers are fine, right?
So long as you believe in Jesus, that is.
“Who’s Jesus?”
"“Is He real?”
Anyone think our fair teacher is getting uglier the more she dabbles in Sin?
Soon I think she’ll be taking that flaming car crash into the tanker TM and meet her maker, or she’ll become a witch first then take the flaming car crash into the tanker TM
This will be followed by sanctimonious preaching by Suzy with that evil glint in her eye.
Oh but he is Ponder he is! Don’t you people realize that Santa is an anagram of
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SATAN
That’s right! Suzy dressed up like SATAN!
Suzy’s grandfather is SATAN’S minion!
Chickie boy is subtly trying to tell us to worship SATAN!
:eek:
Well I AM planning on going to Pagan Pride Day on Saurday…
And, according to Fred Saberhagen, he still is a good Catholic.
er… Saturday
Hmmm. It’s not like Chick to make stuff up, is it?
“Trick Or Treat” never happened in ‘old England’. It probably derived from the Scottish tradition that still exist. The ‘trick’ bit is the charming American addition. Previously it was just a case of dressing up, ‘guising’, going around to your neighbours and maybe singing a song. So god alone knows where the child-knapping bollocks came from.
And Pumpkins in old England? The vegetable was turnip.
Ya think maybe Chick is telling lies and spreading ignorance? Huh? Ya think?
So her actual name is Li’l Susy? Is that like Li’l Kim? Can we expect to see Li’l Susy showing up at the MTV awards in nothing but a fur coat and some gold jewlery one day? Is a project with Timbaland in the works?
Re Sacrifice
IIRC Studies of corpses preserved in peat bog (Yes, researchers did nickname on Bog Pete) and found to have been killed as sacrificial victims were dressed in fine clothes, jewelry, and had manicured nails. Based on that and other evidence I can’t recall at the moment, it was concluded the victims either had been royalty in life or had been treated like royalty after being chosen for sacrifice. These weren’t stolen children struggling to escape (for one thing all the corpses discussed in the article were adults). They were people who were deliriously happy to have been picked for a year of luxury, then a sacred death.
OK swampbear so you caught me. But no body will believe you, cause they’re all under MY control!
I was wondering the same thing.
I like how Buffy refers to only one thing which frightens her and actually exists in the real world.
Arachnids are the spawn of Satan? Poor little critters…
Or (c) hack her to death with a kitchen dreidel.
I went to a Halloween party once as a witch. So, yeah, I was in Satanic Drag, I guess.
Anyhoo, another guy who looked a lot like the Roman representation of Jesus came as, you guessed it, Jesus.
Then another coupla people, husband&wife, the wife being about 8 mo. pregnant, showed up as Mary and Joseph. The latter couple were not familiar with the former individual.
So Jesus and I are yukking it up over beer, and in walks Mary&Jo. Immediately Jesus runs up to them and yells “Mom! Dad!” I know you had to be there, but it was really incredibly hilarious.
Dunno if Jack would have approved or not.
I don’t think she can become a witch. They’re hot.
Er, let’s try that again
The cool thing about that one is the total ignorance of the friend as to this here Jay-sus. The average five-year-old knows who he is even if she’s a Hasidim from Crown Heights. Sheesh.
For my part, I refuse to take life lessons from anybody who looks like they stepped out of a black velvet painting, leaving her puppy and big flower there.