I think the too-old number should always be about two years older than the person in question. Seems like you should never give up hoping to find what you want in your life.
(just when I thought I was out, they drag me back in)
what people currently in my life don’t know about me…
-that scar on my chest is not from having a mole removed, as I’ve said repeatedly. It’s from being shot.
-I didn’t break my index finger playing football in highschool. I broke it in a bar-fight.
-I play in the contemporary band at church every week; and it’s a sham. I’m a covert atheist and regard ANY religion with skepticism.
Lastly, my wife once asked me if I’d ever been involved in a threesome or more-some; and I said no. I’ve actually participated in threesomes, with two women, twice.
Come on Ducati, we all know it’s you.
No, I think I’ll claim that one.
Um, except for the church band part.
Where do all these people get the chances to be involved in a threesome? : shakes head : I was far too good of a girl in college. Should have gotten out more.
It’s not too late, yo.
I think my other half may object, especially since I don’t want any of this two girl nonsense.
“Nonsense”!?! :eek::mad:
You have to give to get, dear.
I am actually with one of the few guys in the world who really seems to be turned off by the idea of a threesome, even with two girls.
LOL
My boyfriend is also turned off by the idea of a threesome. Let alone one with ANY girls. 
My spouse is becoming a conspiracy theorist. I’m constantly being told that Alex Jones said this on the radio; Alex Jones posted that on his website. According to Alex Jones, and thereby my spouse, Obama is going to take away all our guns, he is a Muslim and was born in Kenya, the government is going to shut down any website Obama doesn’t approve of, we’re being spied on at all times, and so forth. I’ve been told word for word “That’s what they WANT you to think” re: Obamacare.
I have very little tolerance for this. It may break up our marriage. I’m already tired of hearing it, but I’m afraid that my spouse might want to take some extreme measure like living in a bunker or joining a militia. I married for better or worse, but the vows didn’t say anything about “in stability or following you off the rails”.
There’s still some hope: when I searched Snopes for a debunking of “Pepsi uses human fetuses! To get us used to the taste of human flesh!” my spouse did accept Snopes’ explanation. But “There’s a wi-fi network in Seattle that tracks your cell phone activity!” is not covered on Snopes (at least not yet). Plus, Snopes is not a marriage counselor. I’m hearing this malarkey constantly, and I shouldn’t have to counter these theories one by one. My spouse takes Alex Jones seriously; that is the overall problem.
On the bright side, I do feel better, physically, since I started taking the vitamins and supplements my spouse recommended (by way of AJ). But I could have gotten that advice from other sources. And I’m not any more credulous than I was before. I’m seriously worried that this is going to escalate, and that when it does, it’ll be too late for me to save the marriage. Maybe even too late to save myself.
[real zebra]Yeah, this.[/RZ]
I don’t know where people are getting all these chances to be in twosomes.
Heh, that’s what he told you, is it? 
Well, bless your heart.
The problem with being asked this is you never know if it’s a trick or a real suggestion, so it’s best to give a safe reply.
Ya think?
FWIW I’m a guy and I have never had any interest in a threesome. I also don’t find girl-on-girl porn arousing (probably because I don’t automatically assume that they’re just warming themselves up until a guy arrives) and find the whole idea of anal sex yucky regardless of the genders or mechanics involved.
I’m pretty boring, really.