The new Straight Dope administrator ...

I hope you stick around.

I know that this whole idea (long form journalism; in today’s world 700 words is TLDR as well as the whole message board concept) is as dead as disco; there’s no doubt an entire generation of people who have no clue of this place. And no interest. And that’s a shame; even though it’s not the latest flashy thing I believe there’s meaning here. Getting people – especially younger people – to view it … obviously we’re not getting the message across.

Reaching out to all our old friends and asking you to join in our reindeer games – and bring YOUR friends. I love seeing all these familiar names and our stalwart Dopers who have hung in through everything.

My dear old friend! Great to see you.

Congrats, TubaDvia!
Now, about Ed…

That’s getting perilously close to Mercotan land… tell him to bring neutronium as a gift if he’s headed that way.

No tuba playing required, I got you covered there.

And I point out audiences are just as important as musicians - we each need the other to make everything come out right.

Tell us about your writing!

Hi there, hope all is well with you. Seen Og lately? (One of my two great friends from Indiana)

For the win !!!

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I can be a good audience member. I’ll clap and stomp my feet, and giggle when you blow a wrong note. :stuck_out_tongue:

My writing? Eh, tries to think of short and pithy normal person answer - draws blank.

That’s a very complicated question. I have published around 25 short books on amazon.
Most are Femdom smutty shorts. I have a couple nonfiction books under my legal name, a children’s picture book, a couple of sci-fi shorts that are now unpublished, a couple short story Christian romances, and that’s about it, so far.

I have great ambitions, but I’ve got this problem with my brain that makes it a challenge to actually do the stuff I want. But I insist on trying anyway. Mysteries are one of the things I’d like to write and publish, or maybe true crime stuff. But I haven’t yet. Maybe one day.

I’m sort of interested in everything. If you wanted to be nice you could say I’m eclectic. :smiley:

I’ve also tried the freelance writing thing, but I prefer writing for myself.

When I actually do write, which isn’t often. Coz lazy and confused and monkeys.

Anywho, that’s my story about my writing. :cool:

As a coworker said to me on my first management job, “Congratulations, you idiot.”:smiley:

But I shall endeavor to raise the bar on discussions here. Or post while drinking at a bar. I might have more success at that.

Conga-rats!

Well, I was wondering – fearing, really – where they could possibly dig up someone who had anything like the history and understanding of Board culture as dear old Ed. And whadda ya know, they did!

Congrats on taking the helm.

Heck, I’d like to buy a shirt or two, if they run big enough.

Surely you will have your coronation in Tuba City.

Put it off 'til fall; it’s a bit warm there right now.

Disclaimer: There are no tubas in Tuba City. I checked.

Hello! I don’t know that I fit into any of those categories, necessarily, but you’ve got me back too, I think.

Does this mean I don’t get my pony?

I will have my revengence!

Trying to figure out how to say it, so I’ll just say it.

I felt visible relief when I read this. I’m very glad you were willing to step up. We need someone who knows this place and understands us. I was honestly just expecting not to have anyone who did anything but fix potential tech problems.

I’m also relieved to know the Straight Dope page will be maitained. I was worried it was just going to be left to rot over time.

And, well, I very much enjoyed listening to that Tuba ensemble again. I would love it if we had a thread of that sort of thing. I’m sure you have a lot of Tuba stuff to listen to–Hint, hint.

It’s just down the section from the floofloovers and the tartookas.

Again, thanks everybody, I deeply appreciate the well wishes and I look forward to more interaction with all of you.

Now let me get to work … you’ll be hearing more from me over time.

Ooooh, you are going to be so disappointed in my progress with either. I’ve tried, and I can only make fart noises with a brass mouthpiece.

But I raise my bass in solidarity, and wish you all success! This is the first really heartening news about the change.

Neato cool-o. Congrats and good luck.

Just a question: how did you receive the appointment/elevation? Did a dove come down and whisper in your ear? (Or is that only if the new Administrator is a virgin?) Or a blood-on-thumb from Zotti to you?

It was kinda like this;