Yes, it is the lack of people’s faces frozen to the ice that puts me off the sport.
The next poster is taking too long reading their book.
That’s right, my reading speed has gone to shit.
The next poster speaks at least one non-English language fluently.
False. I took four years of high school Spanish but very little of it has stuck. I know a little German and French, even a smidgen of Latin, but in none of it am I fluent.
TNP has heard Queen’s “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” in the past week.
Nope, but it’s now firmly planted in my brain…thanks.
The next poster is currently dating more than one person.
Actually I’ve been married for 29 years, and if I were seeing someone else, I sure as hell wouldn’t post it.
Also, I heard Queen’s “Somebody to Love” this week.
The next poster is NOT all wrapped up in the series finale of Lost.
Never seen a single episode.
The next poster lives in the Eastern Time Zone of the United States.
Quite right! How could you possibly know?
The next poster has three children, with at least one boy and one girl.
Oh shit! Well, I haven’t been served with process in any paternity suits so far. Wonder how old the kids are?
The next poster has laid their hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler Fan…
Hey, my college roommate was a Steelers fan!
The next poster loves bacon…
MMMmmmmmmm … bacon … drool
The next poster despises TV commercials and watches primarily via Netflix to avoid them.
False. Some of the ads are funny, or are for movies I wanna see or products I might actually buy. But yes, I do fast-forward through a lot of them.
TNP has a favorite U.S. President, and will tell us who he was or is.
Does using VCR count?
TNP thinks the Louisiana oil spill was actually sabotage by an ecoterrorist.
Oops!
Thomas Jefferson of course!
TNP thinks the Louisiana oil spill was actually sabotage by an ecoterrorist.
False. Just gross incompetence by the folks running the drill rig.
TNP likes the Beatles.
Love 'em.
TNP watches The Daily Show at least once per week.
Yup. I’m so stupid it takes me all week just to watch 1 Daily Show–just like it takes me 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
TNP shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Well, I’ve been to Gatlinburg in mid-July, and I’d just hit town and my throat was dry–is that close enough?
TNP has read LoTR all the way through at least 3 times (yes, even the Bombadil chapters!)
That’s definitely not true. I’ve never been to Reno, for a start.
(ETA: And I’ve only read LOTR once, so there!)
And while we’re on song themes, the next poster has been everywhere, man.
I’m working on being everywhere. Visit a new place every morning via the net. Why, just this morning I was in New England!
The next poster does a cute little dance trick to amuse his family.
Does dancing with corgis count? Then yes.
The next poster has no loose change at all.
I don’t think I have any cash on me at all, rarely carry any.
TNP has never been outside of his/her home state/country.