False, although I’m not as well-traveled as some. And I’ve only been on the European mainland once, for a long weekend visit to Paris.
TNP has been in Paris.
Paris, Illinois? Of course.
The next person is addicted to TVtropes.com.
IMDB is about as close as I get to TVtropes.com.
The next poster has dropped $10 on slots in Vegas, and never gambled since.
Close: $40 on video poker, and I have gambled since.
The next poster thinks United Airlines sucks.
I do think that.
The next poster thinks Elendil’s Heir doesn’t post in his own threads enough. More! 
Depends on the thread.
The next poster is about 3 feet by 4 feet and has a picture of a popular rock band on it.
Nope. I’m 6’ 2" and have a picture of Outer Banks lighthouses on me… well, on my T-shirt, anyway.
Thanks, Knorf. I do try to keep up!
TNP will vote in an election in the next 30 days.
Nope. No elections coming up that I know of.
The next poster is engaged or happily married.
Ridiculously happy, thanks.
TNP’s main hobby is of a “creating” bent – pottery, crocheting, cabinet-making, etc…something in which there is a tangible, finished product at the end of each project.
Stained glass windows are my thing!
The next poster believes in at least one “crackpot” conspiracy theory.
Well, I’m still not entirely convinced that Oswald acted alone, but otherwise no.
TNP has been to Dallas, Texas.
He hasn’t!
The Next Poster is quite dramatic, IMO.
I’ve done some Improv comedy, does that count?
TNP had a bagel for breakfast this morning.
False. Small glass of OJ and then out the door.
TNP would eat three donuts at a time if he or she could.
Absolutely! Only, I have celiac’s disease and am not allowed to eat wheat or wheat flour . . .
TNP is taking a class this summer.
False, although I’ll teach a class (legal advocacy) this fall at my alma mater.
TNP knows more than six Latin phrases.
quid pro quo, e pluribus unum, habeas corpus, corpus delecti, semper fi, carpe diem . . . .
damn! so close!
TNP is ready to go home already.
sine qua non
veni vidi vici
ad astra per aspera
reductio ad absurdum
rigor mortis
amicus curiae
The next poster… likes kittens
Doggonit, beaten by MelodyHarmonius.
Well, I am ready to go home already!
I do like kittens and would have one if my daughter wasn’t allergic.
The next poster was a mediocre student in high school.
I did well enough to pass.
The next poster is a little too gassy.