{notfrommensa’s bulldog checking in}
It gets so bad that I am farting on every other breath, it likes there is a pathway from the lung to the anus.
TNP will have eaten strawberries within the last 3 days.
There were a couple of blueberries on the lemon tart I had Monday . . . close enough?
TNP has 20/20 vision.
IvoryTower, I do stained glass too!
False. I’ve worn glasses since I was ten or so, although now I’m more likely to wear contact lenses.
TNP eats lots of carrots to improve his or her night vision.
I eat lots of carrots, but because I like carrots more than other vegetables.
The next poster drives a non-domestic auto.
True … A Honda Accord and a Suzuki Boulevard (motorcycle).
The next poster likes craft beers.
I’m dating a homebrewer and have helped her brew on occasion.
TNP can curl their tongue.
Yep!
The next poster doesn’t know who Crystal Bowersox is.
Nope, Crystal Bowersox is favored to be MY next American Idol.
TNP kept his/her significant other up by snoring last night.
False - a CPAP does wonders for marital snoozing.
TNP has a schedule taped to the wall in his/her cubicle/office.
Why yes, I have two train schedules on the cubicle.
The next poster knows the dirty lyrics to the Brady Bunch theme song.
I wish I did.
The next poster is scheduling his or her summer plans around watching the World Cup (even if only on TV).
World Cup? Is that, like, soccer? I don’t watch sports.
TNP colors their hair blonde.
Nope, my hair is naturally brown (and graying) – no artificial color.
The next poster is on the telemarketing “Do Not Call” list.
Nope, but we’re unlisted, so it’s never been a problem.
TNP will provide a link to the dirty lyrics to the Brady Bunch theme song.
Or Intergalactic Gladiator will.
No can do, I googled with no success.
TNP will eat some sort of seafood tomorrow. (It’s Friday!!)
I certainly hope so! Mmmmmmm … sushi …
The next poster really will be excited about the upcoming World Cup! Really! Please?
Not until the Stanley Cup has been won by the Hawks. And even then, no.
The next poster hasn’t had a haircut in at least 6 weeks.
Nope, I haven’t.
The next poster learned how to drive after the age of 20 if they ever did.
No, but I was later than my teen peers, that’s for sure. Just wasn’t that important to me.
TNP has taken a bus in the last week.
Nope - commute’s too long for a bus.
TNP works or has worked in law enforcement.