Yes, I like this thread as well. It’s gotten me some new friends and adventures I’d never have dreamed possible before. 
Ooh, the way you love me, lady,
I get so hard now I could die.
Ooh, the way you love me, sugar,
I get so hard now I could die.
Do’h!! I knew it looked funny when I typed it!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! screams as JBERGESand John peel out runs wildly don’t the street after them to make them stop
Cool! Now we have a Nothingman to go with our Nothing Post! Can I get a Nothingwoman with that order? Then I could lease this place to them and not have to clean up after you people!!
JCoM and JBERGES walk back in Uh, ozonebaby; you know that creek down the road just past the stop sign? Your Jag is in there . It looks kinda’ cool, really. Maybe you should call a wrecker or somethin’ though. I mean there are fish swimming through the windows. Nothing’s damaged too much. No really, a few weeks in the shop and it’ll be as good as new. I think.
Clean this place up? Oh wow! This party’s not even over yet, and look at the mess. That baby oil is gonna’ be hard to get off the ceiling and walls. (RaCha’ar is more athletic than I thought she was.) Somebody did some weird stuff to the mirrors, and what few windows the bottle rockets didn’t break were shattered by Flamsterette_X ‘s sound system. I think your best bet is going to be to just burn the joint down and re-build. Sort of go out in a blaze of glory, if ya’ know what I mean. 
::Walks in right behind John::
Yeah, technically there’s not a scratch on it. I don’t recall you saying anything about fish… But if you’re mad, ozonebaby, I suggest you blame John. How was I to know that the creek was there? And besides, he was supposed to be the adult, wasn’t he?
::Sees that his wheedling is getting him nowhere::
Ok…ok…
Ozonebaby, you get one punch to the face, but that’s all!!
::braces for impact::
Well, I’m not advocating any violence, but if ozonebaby isn’t going to come in here and do it, I will! I don’t want to do this, but I have to…
slaps JBERGES so hard, his ears ring
I hope you know that wasn’t meant personally, okay? I would never do this to anyone in real life. (no matter how badly they provoke me) Hope you forgive me!
John, are you saying that my sound system is loud dnough to shatter glass? I didn’t realize it was that loud! Oh well, it is a party, after all. Let the fun, games, revelry. etc. continue! 
Well, it’s either blame your sound system or my singing. I’ve got some ideas about which shattered the windows, but let’s just call it the sound system.
I’ve gotta’ make a little run to the store. Be back about Sunday night. Y’all keep this party rollin’ 'till then, OK?
I’ll just go buy another one with my millions of dollars while you and John get it out of the creek and fix it up yourselves until it looks like new!!! turns away and walks the car lot, still seething
You know, ozonebaby, that would be excellent punishment for them. Make them fix it up themselves, instead of having them buy you a new one. That would be too simple, really.
::Scuba gear on::
::Wrench in hand::
OK John, let’s go!!
drives back in her brand new Jag how’s it com’n guys? sees that they aren’t very far along oh, and by the way, I want it done by this evening looks up at the quickly darkening sky laughs at them and drives off
bump for this thread:)
teleports in and pushes play on his portable TV/VCR thingy
“She turned me into a newt!”
“A newt?”
“Well, I got betta…”
turns it off and teleports out
Re: Osiris’ post - held up a mirror to my screen… [thinks] “Hey, cool font.”
I ruined an omlette today, turned it into cheese and mushroom scrambled egg. Ugh.
I don’t think enough attention has been given to alice_in_wonderland’s post. I enjoy a good part salut myself. I used to get it because my kids called it ‘stinky cheese’ and wouldn’t touch it. It was the one thing I could count on finding in the refrigerator.
::Stumbles back inside::
Well, I’ve been underwater for two months, but I think I fixed the car. I knew I should have brought a second air tank with me. I don’t know what happened to John though. He gave up a few weeks in.
ozonebaby, I believe we are even now.
Hey, did I hear Monty Python playing?
::checks TV::
I guess not.
Well now that I crashed my yellow and teal gremlin I thought I would buy three more and name one Rusty and one Sparky and one… whats that noise? ::Carefully opens the closet:: oh its the ant farm. Ok well now that my junior bacon cheeseburger is in the teapot i think i might add some water and mayonaise.
Try my brother’s idea of a great food combo on for size. Tomato rice, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and BBQ sauce, anyone?
F_X
I guess we are, JBERGES. I wish John would show up!
you guys scare me