A nice tall glass of hotdog water sounds delicious right about now!
A nice tall glass of hotdog water sounds delicious right about now!
The chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water? Sorry, Marky, my man… no Limp Bizkit in the karaoke collection! However, I do have limited Metallica… how about “Unforgiven”?
I keep tellin’ you, I’m not old enough to drink!
But hey, I’m willing to look the other way if you are…
::looks the other way::
::spills drink on himself in doing so::
Damn…
I don’t think I want to get to close to **JBERGES
**, no offense! 
No, I understand. None taken.
And besides, I think you got a bit closer to me than you wanted to during that dogpile incident whle back…
::Pulls ozonebaby’s keys from his pocket::
For it is I who had your keys the whole time!!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAha…haha…uh…
::hands them back::
I guess you need them…
un ananas
Howzzat Mudshark ? I know your Mom has told you not to mumble like that. Talk right, dammitt!
Hotdog water! Ewwwww! I’m not playin’ the body shot game with any hotdog water!
JBERGES , maybe you should stick with some of Nenya_Elizabeth’s peach iced tea. You’ve been crazy enough without any alcoholic beverages added.
Now, if anybody wants a real balst from tea, let’s get White Lightning back in here and have him fix up some Long Island Tea for us. That’ll get everybody loose as a goose!
ozonebaby; since JBERGES was nice enough to return your keys, I think you should figure out some way to be real nice to him in return. Maybe since you’ve got your keys back, you could take him for a ride on your motorcycle or something? 
Loneliness is when you’re the only audience you’ve got. So if you don’t like to be lonely, do you like yourself?
I guess loneliness can be nothing, sort of…
It means pineapple in French.
The magic words have been spoken.
Long Island Iced Teas all around. Good times.
::wanders back in:: I never got my massage, did I?
I don’t know if you ever did. But I’m sure that once the guys wander back in here (hint, hint), they’ll be more than happy to give you one! (right, guys? raises eyebrow)
You rang?
Oh alright. Here, JBERGES. hands him a key to her Jaugar Now you can take it for a spin but don’t even scratch it or you’ll- I should stop there. hehe 
author’s note-I don’t actually have a Jaugar but in this post I do.
Mmmm. galen and his magic fingers. I am now content.
Wow, thanks ozonebaby!! OK…I’m only driving on a permit, so I need a licensed adult to come with me. Who wants to go?
I’m a good driver, seriously, I am!
Uh…you meant you have a “Jaguar”, not a “Jaugar”, right?
OK, JBERGES , I’ll ride with ya’. [driving lesson]That stop sign up the road looks to be a little over a quarter of a mile away. Pull out and floorboard it! Let’s see how fast ozonebaby’s Jag can get goin’ by the time we run the sign…[/driving lesson]:eek:
I am strangely drawn to this thread.
I don’t know why.
I feel rather at home here . . . .
Much ado about -
Nothingman.