The Nothing Post

What? The minors can’t drink and there’s no soda?

::Finally gets up from dogpile, a bit cramped::

Fine, I’ll have what **Yo La Tengo’**s having…thanks.
Did anyone bring some music?

::trips over untied shoelace::

[mid-air]Thanks for the warning, Dirty Earthworm![/mid-air]

::hits ground::

Ow…

Hmm… Well I have this CD… Anyone want to listen to that?

White Lightning? You still around somewhere? I’ll have a Cointreau, lime and soda, thanks.

Actually, make that a double… I’m sure my 11 o’clock Microbiology lecture will be more interesting if I show up a little squiffy :slight_smile:

I was going to ask you how you did that, but after quoting you, I must say … very clever! :smiley:

By the way, is it still too late to order drinks? If there’s beer, I’ll take a Corona with lime; if not, make it a Sex on the Beach. (yes, it’s a “floofy” drink, but I like it!)

-Dirty

The bar is open.

Virgin Rum and Dew for JBERGES. Corona with limed neck for Dirty Earthworm (‘is there beer’ – shyah!). Got a Sex on the Beach here in the cooler for when it’s needed. tritone – Cointreau lime and soda, double. Shibby.

Hey, I think it’s time for a round of Irish Car Bombs (double shot: half Bailey’s, half Jamison’s, drop shot into half-pint of Guinness, pound like a sav). Who’s in?

minimalist seeks woman

OG smash Sartre!!!

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Every once and awhile I’ll have a stroke of inspiration.

If the bar is open a shot of tequila please.

Tequila shot for the Clever Guy. I hope you’re an overseas doper, FallFast, because it’s quite early in the morning to be doing shots over here.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Anyway, here ya go.

[Jeff Lebowski] Oh. That must be exhausting. [/Jeff Lebowski]

And chalk me up for a Car Bomb. I love those things.

Hmm… might as well liven up the party atrmosphere around here with a lot of music! Who’s in?

Of course we need music!
I asked if anyone had brought some music a while ago…

::sips drink::

Excellent, White Lightning. If I had any money on me I’d tip the bartender.

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My friend bought me Spiderman cereal. It is safely stored with my X-Files stuff. I am officially a nerd.

2 days 'til Spidey.

Honey

I’ll live dangerously. Pass one of those my way. By the way, just in case it’s needed - where’s the bathroom?

-Dirty

Sweet!

I’m also thinking of making a batch of something slushy – you guys prefer Daquiris or Margaritas?

On preview, Dirty Earthworm wants a Car Bomb too. Three people makes a round! On 3, drop and slam. First one finishing wins a free drink for the female of their choice!

Well, I brought my whole CD collection… who’s in for any of these?

AC/DC: Live! <2 CDs>
Aerosmith: A Little South of Sanity <2 CDs>
Aerosmith: Big Ones

Better Than Ezra: Friction, Baby
Big Sugar: Brothers & Sisters, Are You Ready?
Big Sugar: Heated
Big Sugar: Hemi-Vision
Big Wreck: In Loving Memory Of…
Black Crowes: Greatest Hits 1990-1999
Blind Melon: Blind Melon
Blues Traveler: Live From The Fall
Bootsauce – Bootism: The Bootsauce Collection
By Divine Right: Bless This Mess
The Byrds: The Very Best Of The Byrds

Cake: Comfort Eagle
The Cars: Greatest Hits
Collective Soul: Collective Soul
Creed: My Own Prison
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Chronicle: 20 Greatest Hits
The Cult: Beyond Good And Evil
The Cure: Bloodflowers
The Cure – Galore: The Singles 1987-1997
The Cure – Staring at the Sea: The Singles
The Cure: Wild Mood Swings

Depeche Mode: Exciter
The Doors: The Best Of The Doors <2 CDs>
Duran Duran: Greatest

Econoline Crush: The Devil You Know
Edwin: Another Spin Around The Sun
Everclear: So Much For The Afterglow
Everclear-- Songs From An American Movie, Vol. One: Learning How to Smile
Everclear-- Songs From An American Movie, Vol. Two: Good Time For A Bad Attitude
Everclear: Sparkle and Fade

54-40: Casual Viewin’
Finger Eleven: The Greyest Of Blue Skies

Peter Gabriel – Shaking The Tree: 16 Golden Greats
Gin Blossoms – Outside Looking In: The Best of the Gin Blossoms
Gob: The World According To Gob
Green Day: Dookie
Green Day: Nimrod

Jesus Jones: Doubt

Killjoys: Gimme Five

Led Zeppelin: Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin: Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin: Zoso
Led Zeppelin: Physical Graffiti <2 CDs>
Linkin Park: Hybrid Theory

matchbox twenty: Mad Season
Matthew Good Band: Beautiful Midnight
Matthew Good Band: Last of the Ghetto Astronauts
Matthew Good Band: Loser Anthems, B-Sides, and Rarities
Matthew Good Band: Raygun EP
Matthew Good Band: The Audio of Being
Matthew Good Band: Underdogs
John Mellencamp – The Best That I Could Do: 1978-1988
Van Morrison: Moondance
Shawn Mullins: Soul’s Core

Nada Surf: High/Low
New Order: The Best Of New Order
Nirvana: Nevermind

Odds: Nest
Our Lady Peace: Clumsy
Our Lady Peace: Happiness…Is Not A Fish You Can Catch
Our Lady Peace: Naveed
Our Lady Peace; Spiritual Machines

Police – Every Breath You Take: The Classics
Presidents of the United States of America: Presidents of the United States of America
Prozzäk: Hot Show
Pulp: Different Class

Radiohead: Kid A
Radiohead: OK Computer
Radiohead: The Bends
Rage Against The Machine: Battle Of Los Angeles

Santana: Supernatural
Silverchair: The Best of - Volume 1 <2 CDs>
Soul Asylum – Black Gold: The Best of Soul Asylum

George Thorogood & The Destroyers: Anthology <2 CDs>
Tragically Hip: Phantom Power
Train: Drops of Jupiter
Travis: The Man Who
Treblecharger: Wide Awake Bored

U2: Achtung Baby
U2: Joshua Tree
U2: The Best Of 1980-1990

Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble: Greatest Hits

War – Grooves & Messages: The Greatest Hits <2 CDs>

1999: The Year of the Fox
Big Shiny Tunes 2
Eric Clapton: Crossroads <box set; 4 CDs>
The Clash: Clash On Broadway <box set; 3 CDs>
Bob Dylan: Biograph <box set; 3 CDs>

Well, I brought some Madonna, naturally…