The Number of Half of the Beast

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is my 333rd post to the board. I checked my profile, and I subscribed on May 11, 2000. So I’ve been posting at the rate of (Ralf grabs his calculator, punches some buttons) Constantinople posts per day!

Wait, that’s not right… Howinell did I get that from that dang old TI 30? I better change the battery.

OK, lets’ try this again. (Ralf takes up paper and pencil, scratches furiously on the paper. He licks the end of the pencil, and realizes that YECH! that was the eraser end)

This clearly isn’t working well. Ah, forget it - lets just say that I’ve been here long enough to make a fool out of myself, but not long enough to give up hope of redeeming myself. Let’s just get drunk instead! I got a washtub with a case of beer on ice here. Who wants one?

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You know, the square root of the Beast is 25.8069758011279. Just FYI, in case it comes up in conversation.
Anyhoo, point me to the beer.

–Miss Davis (who is approaching 2/3 the number of the beast herself)

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Here ya go, Miss Davis! One cold beer, in a chilled glass. Pull up a chair and relax. I invited a bunch of people, I’m sure they’ll be in soon. Hello? Anyone else out there?

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Oh. My. God. -0.809016994374947424102293417182819 is the sin of the Beast. If you see that number, run away!

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Slortar, chase that Beast off the couch first before you run away - I don’t want him doing that on the furniture!

Here’s your beer - have you met Miss Davis before?

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hefts beer, salutes Miss Davis, gives the Beast a swift kick and plunks down

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:: reaches for 4th, erm… 2nd beer; winks at slortar::

You fellas sure do make some impressive calculations.

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668, the Neighbor of the Beast.

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Good for you. :smiley:

669: the beast gives head.

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::Pokes head in door::

Did somebody say beer?

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Yep, he’s got 333 of them and they must be drunk or half of the Beast will be loosed upon the world. I for one am willing to buckle down and do my part to save humanity.

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::Sits in Verrain’s lap::
How YOU doing?
::Takes long drink from her beer::

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Doin much better now. :slight_smile: But you should go sit in the guest of honor’s lap. At least until I’ve posted a few more time, and its my 333rd. :smiley:

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::Turns around to face Verrain and puts a hand on his shoulder::
The gueat of honor seems to be occupied and besides,do you really want me to leave?

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Well, no. :slight_smile:

SO which half of us is the Beast do you think? :smiley:

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::Turns around to face Verrain,places her hands on his shoulders,leans in amd whispers in his ear::

Only one way to find out> :wink:

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Yowsa! Well I tried to keep things on topic but a man’s gotta strike while the iron is hot. If you need us, Hardy and I will be working our new book, 333 Ways to Excite your Lover. Just sitting here she’s done 27 of them. :smiley:

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Only 27?

I must be slipping.
Must work harder. :slight_smile:

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Well, Ralf, welcome to the depths of Hell, you are too far gone for salvation, my advice is to just smile and enjoy the ride. It can get bumpy, for sure, but buckle up and keep your chin up.

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So that would make you the semi-christ?