That’s right. This a thread solely for hijacking. Go on. Take it where ever you please. Just go on. Shoo. Take it. It’s your’s now.
Have fun with it. 
Congratulations Chaddy the Owl!
I’m just pissed off that I couldn’t watch the Philadelphia/Houston football game today. Nobody was showing it in Michigan. Jerks.
In Texas, Flavored Beer.
Right we’re going to Cuba, I like beards.
egg
The Lions beat the Saints. They won’t go without a win this year after all.
Bob Blonda was quietly reading the newspaper one evening, about an hour after dinner. Their one-year-old daughter April lay asleep in her crib. Mary, Bob’s wife, wore an old white blouse and a faded pair of jeans, both considerably worn and tight on her body from long use. This accentuated her figure all the more. As she stood languidly in front of Bob he couldn’t resist the temptation–and yanked her blouse off! Nine months later their son Bobby was born.
I think Texas-flavored beer is a bad idea.
Whats the deal with those cartons of milk that you end up ripping the top open with your teeth because the flaps won’t pull apart… and to think the guy who invented that system made millions from it.
yuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyihuiyuiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhuyiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyh.
No, seriously. There was fly-poo on the ‘y’ key.
ewww
I could tell you about my life, but it would probably scare you…well, not really, but it would at least confuse you…so I’m going to shut up now and leave you wondering. 
I think my medication is affecting my…
What were we talking about?
Fly-poo is a very bad thing, but it can be made bvetter with A1[sup]TM[/sup] Steak Sauce!
F_X
There is a big spider hiding in my food cupboard… she only comes out at night.
I like frogs when they go squish.
fnord.
Fly in the buttermilk, two by two,
Fly in the buttermilk, two by two;
Fly in the buttermilk, two by two,
Skip to my loo, my darling!
Speaking of which, I have to use the loo…
flush
I just got back from 9 hours at the library. Somebody get me some food.
So I was on amazon.com, and I ordered “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot,” but they sent me Steve Earle’s “Sidetracks” instead! The invoice clearly said “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot” and everything. I went to the site and poked around, looking for a way to contact them about this, and couldn’t find one. Finally I gave up and just opened the Steve Earle CD, and it turns out that it’s really good.