Who needs TP when they have corn cobs?
I bet they are hard to flush though.
I…no.
I’ve never used a corn cob to wipe.
Tango Mike India, Tango Mike India!
Yep** Nettie** that is the reason for the Happy Dance.
I’d give you a nice reference but I doubt it would count.
**Taters[/B I feel for you. Rant all you want.
If you’re gonna use leaves make sure they aren’t poison ivy :eek:
Oh Tater. I am so sorry.
http://http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/451-E-1St-St_Hagerstown_MD_21740_M69213-86114?row=29
I like this house.
Too much to pay cash, not enough to get a mortgage 
Holy cow, what is wrong with it?
This one too.
Just a depressed area and nothing nearby.
You go a few miles down the road to Frederick and the prices jump.
I haven’t seen it i person yet and I think it probably needs some work but it looks good to me.
It’s so damn frustrating.
Nice overhanging second floor window to defend the house against zombies.
**Spidey **- I didn’t see any pics - I went by what **flytrap **said. 
Home in an inlaw-free house! Yay! We got them to the train in plenty of time, but we ended up in rush hour coming home, so it took a long time. But all is good now so yay!
And I made little enough last year that I won’t lose any of my pension supplement, so yay for that.
That’s pretty much all I’ve got for now. It’s just nice to have a quiet house… 
It’s one of my must-haves!
A quiet house is a good thing.
Glad you have a quiet home again FairyChatMom!
I’ll make sure not to use any poison ivy for wiping. Luckily the boat supplies us with plenty of TP. We’ve never run out before (although got kind of close a couple times if I remember correctly).
I had to unexpectedly train the new girl this morning. Based on my observations of her today, I shall call her Ferret. Also, I was under the impression she had done some actual phone-time and check-in time last night and she did not. Her last experience with the company was five years ago–while she did catch on pretty quick, she did make a few stumbles that I might have caught *had someone told me I was training her from scratch. * I wouldn’t have let her answer the phone so much if I had known she hadn’t done it before. Tomorrow she’s working with Afternoon Blonde, who will probably kill her. She (Ferret) made me very, very tired.
I did get my hair cut, so there’s that. Also I have a story outlined that I’ll start working on this week. I am not proud of this story, but it wants to be written so I have to let it out.
$2.99 my advice is to always carry an emergency 48 pack just in case tp runs low. Emergency preparedness is always a good thing.
sari if nobody is willin’ to do a mortgage how do they expect those houses to sell? Weird. Maybe if they understand the place already has zombie protection in place it’ll make a difference.
I have never wiped with a corncob. I have wiped with leaves (the nonpoisonous kind), newspaper and magazine pages however. I was more adventurous in my younger days.
Yay for quiet house again MOOOOOOM!
Sketties and meatballs, garlicky bread and sallit made for a wunnerful dindin. Da bear is stuffded. Tomorrow shall be Krystal burgers cause OYKW has a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for some and hey, if he’s buyin’ I’m eatin’!
rosie, doggio, and any other Whovians out there: Y’all have to seethis clip of a totally non-canon Dr. Who movie. They got the Daleks *mostly *right, but they still look like Skittles.
The best part is the chick reading “The Science of Science.”
…the cobs are meant to be reused indefinitely, or until, um, full…
Evening, all.
Well, I got a little gentle blowback from my link to the Bristol Stool Scale (which I learned, of course, here at the dope, btw :D), so I spoilered this response.