The "One sentence of good advice" thread.

Well, technically one of the birds only deflagrates, but I’m usually not one to quibble over semantics.

My bosses do this all the time. I fucking hate it.

I mostly figured it out from reading corporate CYA press statements after they do something weasely.

For variants:

Comic book superheroes will do much the same thing, only with more sanctimony.

Message board moderators ditto, but with a brusque, supercilious attitude instead—and I mean mods in every message board. I suspect it’s a standardized practice from an O’Reilly manual, somewhere. :smiley: