I would rather have a half bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Curse you!!!
ALL weapons are loaded.
Don’t crap where you eat.
Making the wrong decision is better than making no decision.
So…making no decisions would be the wrong decision?
Look before you leap.
Start each day by eating a live toad, and chances are, nothing worse will happen to you.
Some things are easy to make fun of, but that doesn’t mean they’re not important.
There’s no honor in winning a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
Sometimes its better to quietly look stupid than loudly prove it.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained - but you might want to pass on ever having breakfast with FairyChatMom.
Don’t squeeze a zit till it’s good and ready.
Said to me by my Grandfather that raised me every time I left the house as a teen…
“Watch out for the drunks and don’t get your feet wet.”
Half of something is better than all of nothing.
Hmmm. Is that advice or an aphorism?
Always blame it on the guy who can’t speak english. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my ass…
Never Go in against a Sicilian when Death is on the line.
Ride (a motorbike) like a knob and you’ll die.
And: the only thing you have control over is yourself.
However:
No matter how far you’ve gone down the wrong road, turn back.
(My favorite proverb of all time).
Wear your seat belt.