There is no sex in the Champagne Room.
(Apologies to Chris Rock)
… and a bathroom.
My brother has another take on this… “If you’re going to go; go first class.”
don’t listen to concise advice.
You get more out of a relationship if you put more into it – this goes for relationships with pets and other animals as well.
There are no medals for self-inflicted wounds
Don’t dip your pen in company ink.
We are each responsible for our own actions.
The most freeing statements in the English language are “I don’t know.” and “I’m sorry.”
If it ain’t broken, fix it until it is.
Eschew superfluous obfuscation.
Read the damn thread before posting your stupid advice.
Experts say 43.7% of all statistics are just made up.
Never miss the opportunity to pee.
A lying Democrat is better than an honest Republican.
When People Show You Who They Are, Believe Them.
Be thankful for the good in your life.
Make your goal to feel good.
Never write down anything you wouldn’t want to see in court.
I thought it was “Never miss a chance to shit, eat, or sleep.”
Always struck me as good advice.
George Carlin’s immortal wisdom:
“Don’t sweat the petty things, don’t pet the sweaty things…”
Don’t panic.