The Poo Heckler

A couple weekends ago a friend and I went to an electronics convention in our fair city. I, being my typical self, needed to take a piss shortly after arriving so I find the bathroom and he waits outside for me.

I walk in and hear talking. I don’t pay any attention to it at first but when I get to the urinal this guy is standing behind me talking to some man in a stall. “Self,” I think, “I hate talking to people when I am about my business. Hell, I don’t even talk to people while I am peeing in public.”

Then I start to listen to what the guy is saying since I don’t have anything better to do for the 30-45 seconds.

“HEY! That sure was a loud one! Are you sure the plumbing can take it all?”

“PEEEEEEE YOUUUUU! The gaseous clouds uranus are on fire tonight!”

“Are you almost done yet, I don’t think the toilet wants to be under you much longer!”

It went on and on. It was hilariously surreal to see it. I am sure the guy in the stall was embarassed. I am sure they knew eachother but still, the general social faux pas one would think would outweigh it. I laughed and laughed until I stopped.

Please, continue the potential poo heckler script or supply poo heckling stories of your own.

Poo heckling…GENIUS!!!

One of the ones that I forgot that was also mentioned: “That one must have been like a scud missile.”

Almost beats the guy who flooded the other guy in the bathroom with poowater (a condensed form of poogas).

Man, if I was getting heckled, my valve would snap shut faster than you can say “poo heckler”.

That just ain’t right.

Kinda a shame we can’t have multiple user names, innit? I’d be putting The Poo Heckler on Ebay quick smart. :slight_smile:

The Poo Hecklers

Dare I say it?

Band name!
Okay, I have no will power.

Rather tangentially related, but I’ve always found this hilarious within the usually mediocre “list humor” genre.

Sorry folks, you’re not allowed to talk about poo on this board without at least one reference to this.

Enjoy

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I’d hate to see the award they might give for “best in bowel”.:stuck_out_tongue:

On a similar note, I was happily relieving myself in Bristol Airport once and I heard some guy talking in the stall. I thought it was a little odd, especially as he was obviously talking to a woman. When he came out, he was on his mobile talking to his secretary…!

Ewww! She must be the happiest PA in the world!

I was talking on the phone at microwherehouse in the macintrash division, and my customer was talking normally, then strained, as if he was getting up (or so I thought). A moment or so later, I heard a toilet flush.

Ewwww.

Oh, my God, I have got to learn discretion when it comes to clicking suggested links.

Don’t people have anything else better to do than take pictures of their poo? What does this person do in real life?

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!