The real difference between men and women

In another thread someone asks why women are so hard to understand. This is a question that has been asked since the dawn of time but I think now I have the real answer.

It’s not that women are hard to understand, it’s just that the control panels are way different and the user’s manual is no where to be found.

I thought it was that whole “innie” vs. “outie” thing.

I’d just like to say that I love this picture.

And yep, I’d have to agree, that as a woman, that’s about as complicated as I am lots of times.

User’s manual. Yeah, like anybody would bother to read it anyway…

That’s cute. The popups are annoying as hell, though.

notice the position of the lever that indicates the “ON” position for the man…:smiley:

Well the pop ups are part of the territory when using geocities. But geocities is free so I think it’s a pretty fair trade off.

On the other hand, it is just rude for you to post a reply just to point that out to me. I think you got your user name right though. :rolleyes:

Just a little something I thought was cute too.

I’m glad you took the time to bring it to my attention that there are pop ups on my free geocities web page. :smack:

Pop ups are the price you pay for a free site.

Having to listen to rude comments such as yours is the price I pay for taking the time to acquire the picture, create a page, start a thread and post a link to it.

Are you sure you wouldn’t like to complain about the background color, the placement of the pic or the wording of the thread while you are on a roll?

Grr, double but different posts.

This is what I get for trying to post when my cable is acting all wacked.

Screw it.

It just means we love you twice as much, Mermaid.

I think Mermaid is coming on to you, Blowero!

I take it the picture is saying that men are at least as complicated as women, but that their processes are mostly internal and not easily influenced, while women are easy to influence, except there is no way to know what you are influencing them to do.

Yeah, but that one switch is titanium reinforced, twice forged and connected via a sophisticated silicon-etched sensing device to a bi-state crimson halogen bulb (the same used by actual NASA engineers!). It also comes with a 5 year warranty. Five years! Why, it would’ve been a steal at twice the price! Aw, c’mon, gimme the checkbook back…

Based on personal experience, I’d just like to say that I don’t think the ‘control panel’ for women looks complicated enough.

See me in the pit, Mermaid.