I placed my answers above, do I get to stay a citizen?
Write-in responses are not allowed. Please report to the processing center at 10:00am tomorrow for detaining and possible deportation.
What condiments are acceptable on hot dogs?
a) mustard
b) ketchup
c) onions
d) cheese
e) chili
f) relish
Any answer other than b) is acceptable 
Heh… this foreign bastard’s gonna infiltrate the shit out of you.
Christ, if that’s a requirement for American citizenship, none of these guys would even be able to get a visa.
For those of you who don’t want to read the article, last year the Saskatchewan Roughriders lost the Canadian equivalent of the Super Bowl because there were one too many players on the field. I think the entirety of Saskatchewan jumping up in triumph and then dropping to their knees in defeat caused an earthquake.
My answer was a total guess! I didn’t know it was a movie.
Shouldn’t B and C be different answers?
Regards,
Shodan
Geez, the CFL already lets you put 12 players on the field. That’s just being greedy.
I start a thread about it every year. 
You save for your retirement in a/an:
a) ESPN
b) AFSCME
c) IRA
d) DHL
e) UAW
“Tailgating” is something:
a) Involving pickup trucks
b) Done in dorms by college kids
c) Traditionally done in football stadium parking lots
d) Scandalous, like “Watergate” or “Monicagate”
e) Impossible using today’s technology
Which of the following is not a college football game?
a) The Rose Bowl
b) The Fiesta Bowl
c) The Sugar Bowl
d) The Punch Bowl
e) The Orange Bowl
Can’t, Springer is on then, after that my stories.
Dumb
Congratulations. You passed. You get to be Governor of Alaska.
Mrs Slow absolutely hates that movie, and I never saw it until a coworker loaned me a DVD - this past Christmas.
when shopping for a car you
1: look for a practical car, and decide if it meets your needs.
2: count the cup holders, and walk out of the showroom if they arent conveniently located.
(I just don’t get the American obsession with coffee-while-you drive. 'Cause, me, I tend to associate the word “Coffee” with the word “Bathroom”. I drink my caffein after I get out of the car, and know where the nearest plumbing is. )
Rex Banner
Eat
Bill Gates
Gold
I don’t know how to whistle. How’d I do?
Complete the phrase:
Great green gobs of ____________________
Little rabbit Frou-Frou, ____________________
On top of spaghetti, ____________________
sexin all the moo-moos?
That’s: Little BUNNY Foo-foo.
And I’d totally wash out on the kryptonite question. I know green weakens him. I think red mutates him. I’ve heard of gold, but don’t remember what it does.
All in all, I think saying, “What? You think I’m a geek who reads comic books?” should be a passing answer.
Label the following True (T) or False (F)
John F Kennedy’s assasination was done alone
The moon landing was fake
HIV does not cause AIDS
911 was a plot by the US Government to get us into a Mideast War
Al Gore won the 2000 election
And of course the question EVERY American knows the answer to
Why do birds sing so gay?