A sacrificial anode will take care of that.
I think a damp cloth will do better… 
Fine.
When there is water on the contacts of your keyboard, Don’t Blame Me.
:dubious:
I have successfully run a keyboard through the dishwasher. I ought to try it on the one I’m using now. The enter key sticks and often puts in a half page of carriage returns (are they still called that?!?) when it feels like it, so I was planning on replacing it anyway. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I can’t imagine it wouldn’t void the warrantee … either that or there are tech geeks somewhere screeching in horror
I’ve heard that one may take a kb in the shower.
I prefer my rubber duck.
What would everyone’s list of bad cookies include?
Osama bin Laden, Adolph Hitler, flash drives…
I now have All Access in the Main Irk Program at irk. Big Boss gave it to me so I can clear out some clutter in the database.
**BWA-HA-HA-HA! **I will use this power ONLY to annoy! 
I finally made it down to the Social Security office after irk today (Thursdays are currently my short day) and put in for a new card. Next week I can get my taxes done! :D:D
Now I need to eat something. I declare it time for an early dinner. I have chili that needs eatin’.
Bobbio, when AARP starts annoying me in the next ten years, I’m going to have you help me tell them to pound sand.
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{{{feckafree}}}** I’m still slightly miffed that I had to give up my armchair from my Sainted Grandma F’s house when I moved to the mountains. It has since gone to the land of wind and ghosts. That was all I had from Sainted Grandma F’s house, too.
I have to type this out or else I actually am going to say this to my co-irker. Actually I should go to workplace griping, but I feel like I “know” you guys/gals here better.
Ahem…
Dear co-irker, I am tired of pulling you along on this project that we are working on. We talk about what we need to do. You have very specific knowledge that I do not have, so I need your help. We agree that we are going to meet at a certain time today to work on it. That time comes and you are still sitting there. I have already initiated 2 meetings already today a half an hour after our agreed upon times. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Our boss, while she can be nice, will be not amused when she comes back from vacation and we are not further along. I am not going to let that happen. When I finish typing this, I will swallow my annoyance and ask you if you are ready. I know you are not busy. You sit right next to me so I can hear the lack of work happening. Nobody likes to talk about finance. I get it. Its boring. And I don’t know enough about it. That’s your job, to teach me. My job is to collect all the info and make it look pretty. I can handle that. But I NEED the dang info. You are 20+ years older than me. Put your big boy pants on, grow a set and actually you know, do some work with me!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ok I am done.
Howdy all and happy Thorsday
I feel great,I slept for 12 hours last night. Slept through the thing that wakes me up at 6:45, the garbage truck, the AM traffic, slept the sleep of Kings.
Too boot, the weather is in the low eighties and sunny for at least a week
Also I am off today all I have to do is watch zombies and drink whiskey with a buddy whose wife and kids are out of town
I am teh lazy
Sorry to brag but I just had to
{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}} to all, whether you want em or not
Jim
Jynx, don’t say that. It could cause hurt feelings & create a non-positive work environment. Instead run out to a nearby fish store, buy a whole trout & whack him in the upside of the head with it.
Iffn you wanna be real nice, buy two so he can fight back.
I do so enjoy a good trout slap fight!
Dindin shall be beef veggie soup (the last of it from da freezer) and baby cornbread muffins. An easy yet satisfyin’ and good for one dindin.
How many babies does your cornbread muffin recipe call for? 
Is it too late to drop in with a comment on parsnips, turnips, and rutabagas? Did you know that you can substitute them for some or all of the potatoes in any potato salad recipe. Use any ratio of parsnipa/turnips/rutabagas/carrots/potatoes* that you like.
*If there are no potatoes at all, you can call it Medieval Potato Salad.
I am going to have to try that. That sounds wonderful. I may have to add carrots so that the faint of heart don’t feel like they’re being starved.
Never to late to talk about food here, never
I had mac n cheese for NOL, came from a place called Jus Mac teh good. Had the taco-mexi with taco beef, avocado onions and maters nooom
Ok zombie time
Yllaria are you a Mumper? If so what’s your nickname? If not welcome and you will have a name soon
Cheers all
Jim
**Jynx **- I know you were venting and not asking for advice, but I want to throw something out there. Make all your contacts with co-irker via email, with a copy to your boss. It’s CYA to prevent he-said-she-said when the boss wants to know why something isn’t done. Even if you don’t copy the boss, you can still do the email and include such comments as “since you didn’t make it to the meeting I scheduled Tuesday at 2, or the one Wednesday at 10…”
CYA is all I’m sayin’. 
Our yard-workin’ folks came today and pounded in the 15 fence posts. The new fence isn’t going to be nearly as long as I’d hoped - we may go ahead and get enough to finish that entire side of the yard - then the dog will be trapped, unless she figures out how to dig under the fence.
Turkey for supper, with whatever sides I decide upon in a few minutes when I go to the kitchen. What I’m in the mood for is Chinese food, but we’ll stay home and have turkey. It’s so difficult to be me sometimes… <insert pose of woe>
I love turkey!
Scalloped potatoes and ham just went in the oven. Now I have to run out to the grocery and get PIE for Pi Day. I was going to make a pie but…it ain’t happenin’.
3.14
There now you have Pi:D:p
I just ordered pizza. I have been too tried to make dinner lately. And the dishes have sat there for 5 days 
I have 11 more weeks of baby growing and then the little rascal will be here and I will be too tired all over again. I am going to be 30 on Monday and I am too tired to do anything for my own birthday!