Hurm. Sorry, “gave her one” doesn’t work for me either. I didn’t realize it was a joke the first time I read it.
Do cannibals avoid eating clowns because they taste funny?
Sorry, but I must agree… “Gave her one” in my mental dictionary does not mean anything sexual… And I’m a huge fan of double entendres. However, if he gave it to her good and proper, that I would understand…
A man got the whole left side of his body cut off, but he’s all right now.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
A hamburger and a hotdog walk into a bar, & the bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”
1 Liners
Stop the world, I wanna get off
Two men in a boat and the oars leak
Those who can’t do, teach. Those who can’t teach, teach phy ed.
Somone’s old sig line here:
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he drinks beer for a lifetime.
2 Lined Elephant Humor:
What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep.
What do elephants use for ben-wa balls? Dead babies.
What do elephants use for vibrators? Epileptics
What do elephants and ice cream have in common? They both come in quarts.
Not to mention which, two Wrights make an airplane.
Life ain’t easy for a para-legal named “Sue”.
“If a man speaks, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?”
Oxymoron: commando pants.
see also: How are elephants and watches alike? Both come in quarts(z).
A rabbi, a monkey, and George W. Bush walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this some sort of joke?”
I was omniscient once but I didn’t know it at the time.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it’s dead.
:smack:
I was once hunitng an elephant in my pajamas. How they got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
As heard on breakfast TV this morning:
I entered a dog in a show once. Got a terrible rash.