This beautiful woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre...

so the bartender slips her one…
Now, stay on topic kids…

This should be in MPSIMS… I prolly am wrong though. :slight_smile:

Yep, it should. I’ll intercourse it on over there.

[sub]Hmmm … that didn’t sound right …[/sub]

you might be right- i just put it here cuz i’m hoping to hear some all-time great double entendres, so i was thinking it might get a bit risque…
thanks, though, ever so much for staying on topic…

I suspect this topic will become a big one…


never said they had to sound right, and the more grasping-at-straws the better.

o, this is gonna be good…

But, you all don’t think I’m all wet for posting this here?
cuz it’s not really a rant, it’s just for play…

euty- damn, not there, it felt better where it was before.
well, i guess, being new and all, classifications ae kinda slippery for me.

She was packin a pair of 38s
she had a gun, too.

BARTENDER: "Are you sure you’re old enough to drink?
WOMAN: “Of course I am! I’ve been drinking for years!”
BARTENDER: "OK. OK. What’ll you have?
WOMAN: “Scotch and wa-wa.” :smiley:
with a nod to Lguh-In.)

:fanning herself:

She runs an ice cube over her heaving bosum and coos, “Is it hot in here or is it just me?”

mermaid- hee hee hee

…So the bartender slipped her his mickey…

The buxom woman rests her breasts on the counter.
Two possible comments by the bartender:
“Lady, would you mind picking your things up off the bar?”
“No, I can’t make you a Milk Punch!” :smiley:

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Was tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille

(Sale is a town in the north of England)