I just checked out the poll.
Assuming that they aren’t kidding, I’d like to find the 209 people that said that Kent Graham is the long term QB solution in Washington and see if they will share their drugs with me.
I think it’s the Schottenheimer radius described here.
Back when Jerky Jones first bought the Cowboys, they went 1 and 15. Remember who their one win was over? Yep.
Well, it’s official: we signed Graham.
Whoopee. :rolleyes:
(Impersonating Jay Leno)
You mean the second-best pro football team in D.C.?
It’s so bad in Washington, Native Americans are now protesting the team name, not because it’s derogatory, but because they don’t want to be associated with that degree of suckage.
They’re so bad, that the Doctors who performed the latest mechanical heart transplant have been hired by Redskin management over a long-term deal.
Everybody has seen the fans in the stands wearing the paper bags over their heads to hide their faces, well the Redskins are so bad… the cheerleaders are now wearing them.
Drug testing in the NFL? Forget the players, someone should get samples from the Redskin management, coaches, and front office staff.
In the bleacher section known as the “Pig Sty”, the fans that call themselves “The Hogs” have changed their name to “The Runts.”
{/Jay Leno}
Well - not exactly metaphors… [sub]sorry, I’ll go now…[/sub]
They more than suck.
They swallow.
Ah, but at least if they had a black hole on the team we’d have one receiver with good hands.
Ain’t that the truth? :rolleyes:
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Gloat
Hehehehehehehe!
(lifelong 'skins hater)
Go 'way, kid, ya bother me.
What part of “lost to the Bengals” don’t you understand?
I just have to give props to Spritle for that one. It still cracks me up every time I reread this thread.
I hear Dan Snyder is buying everyone on the team a year supply of Vagisil.
Can anyone confirm or deny? 
At least we’ve got company in the toilet this year! 
And I hope Dan Snyder extends the Vagisil offer to the 'Boys, because they’re gonna need it after the ramming they got from Philly.
Robin
Redskins offense vs. Cowboys defense, Cowboys offense vs. Redskins defense and Redskins special teams vs. Cowboys special teams: The absent force versus the perpetually moving object.
You know things are going bad when a QB who completes 11 of 27 passes (albeit with some drops) is your MVP of the game. You know things are going bad when Tony Banks is an upgrade at starting QB.
This year’s Redskins vs. Cowboys will be akin to the interdivisional rivalry of the 1981(?) 2-14 Colts and 1-15 Patriots. Stupor Bowl I and II.
The Redskins should become the metaphor for ineptitude and underachievement.
“Jones, we’re letting you go. Your performance with the company the last 12 months has been absolutely 'skinsian.”
If that doesn’t work, try this: “Not letting the Lions be the most hapless team in the NFL without a fight!”