Do you get wafers with it?
Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam . . .
. . . spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam . . .
. . . or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
I’m the head waiter. This is a vegetarian restaurant only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We’re not only proud of that, we’re smug about it. So if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I’m afraid I’d have to ask you to leave.
But I wanted to give the impression of a real Last Supper, not just any old last supper. Not like a “last meal,” or a “final snack.”
Look, tell you what - we’ll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
Bring out your dead!
And finally monsieur, a wafer thin mint.
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
Well, it’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
Fetchez la vache!
Bonsoir - ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d’un mouton anglo-français … maintenant … baa-aa, baa-aa… nous avons, dans la tête, le cabinc. Ici, on se trouve le petit capitaine Anglais, Monsieur Trubshawe.
Second Bruce: I’d like to welcome the pommey bastard to God’s own Earth, and remind him that we don’t like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
Fourth Bruce: Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip.
Think of the many things they’ve done to impress - there’s Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess.
“Sing Little Birdie?”
A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut.
Robs from the poor and gives to the rich,
Stupid bitch.
Stand and Deliver!
All right! All right! This is your captain speaking. Do not rush for the lifeboats. Women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!
My hovercraft is full of eels.
It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, and one which Hitler just couldn’t match.