AND it’s safe to walk the streets at night now!
A man with a tape recorder up his brother’s nose!
And now, in STEREO!
Sorry, squire - I scratched the record!
Message for you sir. [plop]
But it’s my only line!
Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I’ve appeared on television?
No, we haven’t time…
My philosophy, like colour television, is all there in black and white…
all right, hold it, hold it right there. We’re going to put a stop to this thread because it’s become excessively silly
Oh, you’re no fun anymore.
…and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere out in space 'cause there’s bugger-all down here on earth.
It’s a fair cop, but society’s to blame.
You want to come back to my place?
I’d like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed.
We’re from the planet Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda, and they’re all that size there.
Right, well, off you go then!
Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Cut, CUT HEART HITCHCOCK MURDER BLOOD PSYCHO HOMICIDE SPURT ARTERY TREMOR CORTEX Arrrgg…
I’m getting better!
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong!