And bring in the machine that goes “Ping!”
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going “squawk, squawk, squawk…” And then you can go “Neurhhh! Neurhhh!” and then you can roll around on the floor going “pting pting pting”…
Look, matey, this parrot wouldn’t voom if you put 4,000 volts through it.
It needn’t be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you’ve ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.
You’re a loony.