The Republicans are finally trying to win over the female vote.

I’m holding out for Ann’s tuna noodle casserole recipes

It takes a real man to… woman up

To me, it’s saying that only real men can act as courageous/tough/responsible as a woman routinely does.

Tuna noodle casserole is disgusting and I will never want a recipe.

These fear-mongering creeps who keep writing bills that remove access to contraception, shove probes in our vaginas, redefining rape, word parsing, misogynist, simpleminded excessively religious freak-shows who have no understanding of human biology, fetal development and the needs of women in the 21st century don’t give a half of a rat shit about me. They would cut the fuck out of food-stamps and Pell grants to give more to the defense contractors.

I can see it in their eyes, I hear it in their words and their actions prove it, in legislation, asinine quotes, and votes against equal pay! To quote Maureen Dowd “Paul Ryan is the cute face on a Taliban creed.”

Don’t say vagina! Don’t mention the uterus… But do try to squeeze government in as much as humanly possible. In 2012 I am concerned that what rights I can get to medication and gynecological care have to be carefully regulated by men who have no understanding of biology. What will they come for next?

You don’t get healthy babies when their mothers are sick, miserable and starving.

Fuck the GOP. They piss me off. I want to punch them in the throat. I want to grab them by their ears and hit them with their Bibles until I get a system reboot. They don’t deserve my vote and they won’t for many elections if they keep on the path they are now.

Preach it, anya.

Sounds like someone needs a Yoplait

Only if you promise to use it to give yourself a lobotomy, you halfwit ignorant motherfucking creep!!

If need be, a King James version printed in large font. Hardback.

I’m a 51 year old man, left leaning. I’m afraid there are too many old white guys out there that will vote for Mitt. I am not one of them.

I hope that most women will vote for Obama to get this country back on track to face the challenges that we have. I would love to see a landslide.

Things change. The GOP is living in the past.

They haven’t have mine, probably for more years than you have been alive, over one issue that is fundamental to me, my right to my body, my reproductive rights.

I am not impressed by your rage. Your vote is what matters.

[insert your own PMS joke here]

::d&r::

I don’t have any to offer. Never heard any, don’t know what you are talking about. Nosir.

BG, that’s not helping. You’re smarter than that. :frowning:

You must be one of the dumbest and most delusional motherfuckers to EVER walk on this sad little ball of mud, j666, if you have managed to tell yourself that I am sitting out this election.

As for you, BrainGlutton, can’t you fucking do any better than goddamn weak-sauce PMS jokes? I don’t even know you and I am disappointed in you.

PMS jokes. Seriously? You drink a couple gallons of isopropyl alcohol today? Have you had your head so far up your own ass that you taste your breakfast twice? Don’t you pay the slightest bit of attention to news?

If you don’t like modern medicine don’t take it. Practice your religion all you like at your HOME and church and stop shoving it in everybody’s face. Practice satanism for all I care!

But I for one am fucking tired of lectures from people who say it’s sinful; it’s against my morality. I don’t want to have children. I don’t go to church. I want to work and travel. It’s MY life. If you don’t like something then sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and quit sermonizing. I don’t want to be a housewife because i find it unbelievably tedious, demoralizing, boring, AND annoying!

It’s 2012, for the love of cupcakes! It should not be an issue or a problem of any kind to let women have access to healthcare and birth-control and decide for themselves what they would like to do with their lives. It’s my life and not yours. I want the same thing for my niece.

The law does not exist to make you happy if you think birth control is icky. Shut the fuck up, go stand in the fucking pathetic corner with all the other losers, crybabies, imbeciles, assholes, morons, dingbats, airheads and numbskulls who can’t cope with modern life and eat your shit-filled poisonous Fox News mudpies until you die!

Jeebus, anya marie, lighten up. You are attacking people for no reason whatsoever.

Take a non-sex-specific tranquilizer and get some rest.

Yeah, people are just being light – people that agree with you, I’d bet. Your rant was beautiful, though.

I was going to have my daughter read your motivational rant, but the followup is embarrassing. I’ll just copy and paste your one post. It was great, thanks.

Still not impressed.

I am. Thanks, anya - preach it, sister.

I for one am impressed by the misdirected rant.

There, there. Why don’t you take a nice warm bubble bath and ask hubby to buy you that dreamy new handbag you saw in O Magazine?

I hope you didn’t hurt yourself thinking of that simpleminded sexist dribble. How pathetic. I spit on your purses, bubble baths and yogurt. And don’t even bother with some lame jewelry bit either because I CAN make my own.