Well I felt betrayed, and quick too. I supported Bush about bin Laden and Afghanistan. Then I watched him abandon all that to go on his own little adventure in Iraq. I watched the half truths and lies unfold. I got mad. Real mad. Now this
So now the “war president” is trying to blame his closest people, now that his Veterans Day traitor speech backfired, and Cheney’s attacks backfired, and that Frau Blucher congresscritter’s attack backfired. Chickenshit bastard swine cunts. I never voted for him, but I did support him for a very short moment in time, on one issue.
Ok, I see many people have complimented An Arky’s post. That being true, it must represent the best thinking and most reasoned discourse of liberal thought.
I cannot afford to ingore it. If I am to suffer an ignominious denouement at the hands of left wing morons, it might as well be by the best of you. So, fearfully, let me examine this Magnum Opus:
But wait, I’m afraid. What if it’s too smart for me? What if it makes too much sense? What if it’s too well supported.
Fortunately, being a former Republican, I have no shortage of dirty tricks. I have Mr. T with me, and I’ll let him handle this one. Take it Mr. T.
Shut up fool. That’s a fine looking woman with you. MMMMM, Why don’t you come over Mama. You could use a real man.
I pity the fool who believes you. They ain’t hiding nothing. They spending money faster than I’d drop your ass in a ditch if you fuck with me. It ain’t being hid though.
Listen fool, what’s with all this “hiding?” They ain’t hiding nothing. You’re just saying that to make them look dishonest, but those Republicans are more than happy to fuck you right up the ass without the benefit of a reach around, and they’ll do it in public with a smile on their face.
“Folly war” “plan for properly.” Who the fuck are you that you’re such a fucking expert on folly wars, or poor planning. You just a back seat driving bitch, whining and complaining cause your boy ain’t at the steering wheel. Doesn’t matter what he does, you’re gonna bitch about it, cause that’s you do Balboa. You’re friend Creed’s a has been and you just whining and opinion making.
I am the champion. RRRRRR! RRRRRR!!!
Bush took us back from a market crash, a terrorist attack, and a recession and now we got better than 3% GDP growth, and the Fed raising rates too slow it down for fear of inflation. You as ignorant as you are ugly. You spend your way out of a recession, fool. You give tax cuts to people who pay taxes, fool. You can’t give no tax cut to a homeless guy in the street. He don’t need no fucking tax cut. He need charity.
Dumbass, know wonder your woman’s staying at my house.
Oh no. Not propaganda. Mr. T didn’t know that. Oh mercy me.
You pathetic Balboa.
You a liar, fool. Who condoned torture? Give me a quote or I’ll fuck you up the ass.
As for “possibly” You “Possibly” a whining a bitch. Don’t be bitching to me about possibly. Every single one of you Democrat pussies is “possibly” a serial killer.
Yeah. No shit. People die in a war, fool. People die when motherfuckers fly planes into buildings. Just because you too stupid to understand the reasons, just because you pretend it’s false pretenses don’t make it so. Only a fool beleives you. The President’s on record listing the reasons over and over again. Just because you’re a dumbass who can only focus on one variable of a complex problem, don’t mean everybody ass is a dumbass. “WMDs, WMDs. There were no WMDs.”
You pathetic.
You a triple dumbass, fool. What makes you think Bush started them? You don’t think CLinton’s CIA had secret prisons. YOu so gullible, you’d buy dogshit off my shoe if I told you it was bubblegum.
Wow, that’s specific. More ignorant whiny tripe.
Oh no, the alienation of the allies, the squandering of the goodwill. Why don’t you just piss yourself in public. It’s less embarassing than this generalistic whininess.
“They’re gonna not like us and we’re gonna hurt their feelings.” Fuck you!
That’s just too much. We’re not the good guys. What the fuck are you talking about? You think this a Jerry Bruckheimer film? You think it’s a comic book? You think it’s the A-team?
If we ain’t the good guys, you think the terrorists are the good guys? You think Sadamm fucking Bin Laden is the good guy? You think the guys kidnapping aid workers are the good guys.
If it ain’t us, why don’t you just tell me who the good guys are?
Your a piece a shit, fool. Our soldiers are the good guys. We’re the good guys. On our worst fucking day, we’re ten thousand times better than our enemies. If you don’t see it, I say go fucking help the good guys, whoever they think they are, instead of engaging in petty whining. Why don’t you be one of those guys setting off bombs in crowded cafes, you think they’re the good guys. You so blind and malicious and stupid you don’t even know right from wrong. You living in a fantasy world of hyperbole, and you and anybody who agrees with you deserves to get buttfucked by Bin Laden. Bend over and spread your cheeks, fool. I contempt your pathetic traitorous whining.
Whine. Whine. WHine. And they applauding you?
Fuck you. I say Fuck you again. You a disgusting motherfucker and anybody that agrees with you is worth nothing but opprobrium scorn and contempt?
We’re no better? That’s how you see it?
Fuck you. RRRRR!. You sicken me. I’ve eaten tofu burgers with more integrity than this lying shit. Get the fuck out of the country, you think we’re no better than Bin Laden. Fuck you!
You ain’t smart enough to know what everybody else is thinking. I’ll tell you they reelected the cracker cuz they know you full of shit, and they don’t beleive you. You just a whining pessimist. I can’t imagine what it would be like to be so pathetic as to see the world through your eyes.
We’re fighting terrorism and freeing a people. I’m proud of my country and proud of our soldiers for what we’ve done. You and your party are the party of failure. You have tied your ascendancy to our countries failure. You’re counting on it. It ain’t happening, but that doesn’t stop you from pretending. The economies getting better. Iraq’a getting better. It’s all getting better. nobody beleives you, because it’s obvious you’re a pathetic liar.
I’ll see you there, fool! And when I do it’ll be heaven for me.
-MR T.
This would matter in a normal Western nation with an educated and informed populace, but remember, this is the United States of America. Like I’ve said before, we’re a red country and it’s gonna stay like that for awhile. I don’t like it but you have to face reality. As long as the Republicans keep using the same tactics and overall strategy as during 2000/2004 I don’t see anything changing – we can only hope for someone competent.
I’m not trying to prove anything. I’m just pointing out that the rate of non-implanting eggs mixed with the theological reasoning used by many people in the anti-abortion movement leads to some very odd results.
Human life begins at conception.
Humans have eternal souls.
More than 25% of all eggs ever fertilized die before being implanted.
If 1, 2 & 3 are true then a substatial fraction of the population of the afterlife has experienced material existence only as a brief pre-conscious flicker. That’s a theological ramification that I’ve never considered before.
In my head it was pure Mr T. I literally was able to picture him saying the words. His greatest role in years!
BTW, we’ve been hearing for years how Bush was the anti-Christ incranate (amusingly from many atheists) and would deliver America to Hell in a handbasket. Kinda like how the Religious Right said abortion and open homosexuality (let alone gay marriage) would lead us down the same path.
I’d say we’re doing pretty well. I don’t judge a country’s strength or health based on what other countries “think” or “feel” about them. I judge it on what they actually do in the world. Arbitrarily I’d have to set the number at 6 nations under military occupation (define it as you will) to be considered Warmongering. In addition, those 6 would have to be cases where it is wholly obvious to all (not just those that think it even when the count is zero) that the country is out to take over and enslave the populus for nefarious purposes. (That was 25% tongue-in-cheek)
Besides, isn’t the scope of world politics supposed to be cerebral instead of emotional? Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe we never really do leave high school. Maybe it is all a popularity contest.
Maybe everyone, left and right that say the Republic is falling apart 3 seconds after a change are really the same beast. Other than what the issue is and who’s fighting it, the result an rhetoric are the same. And again, now that information and debate occur simultaneously with no chance of being able to step back and review it before opinion is galvanized, enjoy these days everyone. It’s probable, IMO, that 10 years from now we’ll all seem pretty tame and thoughful in our debates of what happened this afternoon. By then people may see it as quaint to wait 2 hours to make Earth-shattering declarations of any given issue reported.
That’s a real fucking asshole comment, Scylla. You’re entitled to your own opinion, of course, but do you really have to insult Tourette sufferers and the mentally challenged while you’re puking it up?
Sure. Fuss at Scylla for bringing retards into it. But give lissener a pass when he accuses me of being a retard. I find that…interesting. Oh. Wait. Let me guess. You condemn lissener too, right?