Not unless you’re shopping in Beverly Hills.
I’m going to have to disagree on Dan Fielding. Sure, the guy was a sleazy, sycophantic douchebag, but a lawyer (even a night-court lawyer) is too successful a job for a Ron to have. Plus, Fielding wore three-piece suits and didn’t have a mustache OR a mullet.
I’m picturing something pitched between Ron Burgundy and Ronnie Dobbs.
Yeah, I took that into consideration. That’s when I added “and Ronulans.” 
Yeah, gotta agree to disagree on Dan. Despite his predilections, he’s far too intelligent to be a Ron. Louis was more a garden variety jerk than anything. Larry and Herb, though? Oh yeah. Model Rons.
How about “Uncle Rico?”
See post 51.
I can’t believe you are leaving out Schneider from “One Day At A Time!” A perfect Ron in a toolbelt.
See post #49.
Or doing ballet.
I’ve found the long lost brother of all the Rons in the world, Chad.
Behold!
(no nudity, but questionably safe for work)
[quote= Randy Quaid from "National Lampoon’s Vacation]
I don’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper. I think it does just fine all by itself !
[quote]
I second ( fifth? ) the idea that Ron enter our lexicon.
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Love the Ron stories.
The fake spy guy who’s really a used car dealer on True Lies
Ron (snerk)
I was on my way to a bar with a friend. We were meeting his friend ‘Ron’ at the bar. My friend gave me a heads up about his, well, Ron-ness. I figured my friend was just exagerating. Nope, we get to the bar, my friend goes for a drink and Ron and I finish a game of pool. Ron informed me that right before he left for the bar he drank an entire bottle of SoCo, a couple of shots of Jack and had a few beers…right.
definitely
::Blergh!::
Oh that is SO WRONG. Shudder.
But Oh So Right…
OH! OH!
I can’t believe I didn’t think of this guy.
Ladies, feast your eyes on your dream man. His name is John Fitzgerald Page. He’s an actor/model, and he lives a fast-paced, glamorous life. Why, he’s been all over the blogosphere, and he’s even been on Dr. Phil!
Okay, he doesn’t have a 'stache, but what he lacks in follicles he makes up for in a critical mass of white hot Ronosity that wants to explode all over you.
I’m sure several books could be written about this guy.
:eek: I would have replied to him “I’m sorry I wasn’t very clear in my refusal to interact with you anymore. I felt it was for the best, given that your heart is so full of self-love there will never be room for anyone else there. You are so very full of yourself, you would drown me. In short, a Narcissist of the highest order is not what I’m looking for in a date, goodbye.” or similar.