I am just…nope, everyone else is right, there are no words. :eek:
More Ron! More Ron! More Ron! (Hey, that has a certain je ne sais quoi to it when you start chanting it that is strangely appropriate. :D)
No - sorry - just because i was related to a Ron-duh doesn’t mean I drank her duh juice!
This was by far the best Ron story yet. I love all of them so far but . . . wow there are no words.
Wow. After the first they started to slide (how can you top that Burger King line?) and I was getting worried that you were running out of steam, but wow! Certainly the most Ron story yet. I’ll be back tomorrow.
Funny. The phrase “But it’s okay” appears twice in the latet story and both times it is really, really not okay.
But it’s okay…
I briefly knew a Ronniesa in high school- she was named after her father, Ron.
She was now-middle-class WT to the max-
her boyfriend James had officially moved to work on an off-shore rig off the african coast, and after four months I ran into his dad- he was still at home and had never left. He just didn’t want to have to deal with breaking up with her…
LOL
I know that Ron-stal!
If anybody starts a mother-in-law-from-hell thread I can contribute.
Whydn’t you take a crack at it?
I realize that some of the Ron stories are weaker than others - but they become contextual - you kind of need them to be able to comprehend the wholeness that is Ron.
Plus, I’m having to dig back through from about 5 years ago. I think I’ve got a picture of Ron somewhere in a box - but I often think the myth can supercede the man.
Indeed - this is exactly how this thread starting - impetus from another!
Oh. My. God.
Wow. That’s, like, the most horrible story ever! I love it! :eek:
To this whole thread: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Keep 'em coming!
Melody, so, like, is this Ron, (fingers crossed) single? Think I could get an introduction? I’ve had a singles ad out, but it’s not getting any results yet…
—Young, curious and 23 days meth-free seeking no strings attached beeper-bitch arrangement with a REAL man, must be on track for or IN management, have pony-tail and tinted windows. Over-the-road truckers a possibility! No foreigners!—
Mom?
Y’know, who could resist an ad like that? Really, the people of this world today.:smack:
However, I must confess, Ron is not a current part of my life and I would suspect he is not currently single. After all, he’s such a prize . . .
The only possible response to this is, “Oh, honey.”
This is amazing. When my “Uncle Ron” was fooling around with his ex while his current girlfriend was doing his laundry and watching his kid–turns out that he and the ex were actually trying for another baby because they thought it would save their relationship.
This is getting metaphysical…I wonder if there is an essential Ron-ness binding them all together.
I was wondering what was going on in the heads of these Ron-duhs, and I realized it is probably just the sound of the ocean. WhooOOOOOSH. WhooOOOOOSH. WhooOOOOOSH.
I have to post so I can be subsribed, but as it turns out, I have a couple of Ron stories myself.
At work, we sometimes use our lunch break to watch movies in the break room. One day, we were watching some movie (I think it was Drillbit Taylor), and C-Ron walks in just as Owen Wilson’s character says “This ain’t my first rodeo”, pronouncing it like you would assume (Roh-dee-oh). C-Ron says “You know, they always say it wrong in the movies”. We are all slightly confused, and ask him what he means.
“Well, it’s pronounced Roh-day-oh”
We spend the rest of the lunch hour trying to explain that words can be said multiple ways and that roh-dee-oh is how most people say it. To this day, whenever someone pronounces a word wrong, we say “I know how it’s supposed to be said! This ain’t my first roh-day-oh.”
There’s more Ron-ny things he does, but he tends to be a Ron-duh himself too. He’s the whole package.
My sister married a Ron for a while too. They got divorced after he threatened to shoot himself (in front of their daughters) because she wanted to have a trial separation. She’s definately a Ron-duh.
Rons and Ronulans from the small screen:
Dan Fielding
Louis DePalma
Larry, the neighbor guy from Three’s Company
Herb Tarlek