Mullet Troll.
That has potential as a Doper name, but I think I’ll pass.
Hilary Clinton-Meat Notgay Palin
Hillary Clinton-Engine Nighthawk Palin
Barack Obama-Tarp Lazer Palin
John McCain-Steam Fangs Palin
Monica Lewinsky-Chap Poach Palin
Jeffrey Dahmer-Drill Swollen Palin
Bart Simpson-Guzzle Red Palin
Joe Biden-Beans Harpoon Palin
Sarah Palin-Flack Gobbler Palin
Shot Corrugated Palin becomes Fork Decoy Palin which becomes Geese Whalebone Palin and then Rifle Panzer Palin.
This is fun.
Wood Corps Palin with my real name, Icepick Motor Palin is Cecil Adams. 
Stinger Assassin
I sound so badass!
Get this: Stockyard Mudslide Palin. :eek:
I agree.
Osama Bin Laden = Krinkle Bearcat Palin
George Bush = Open Aircraft Palin
Vladimir Putin = Can Lightning Palin
Stephen Hawking = Bullet Bodycheck Palin
Madonna = Filter Skate Palin
Jesus of Nazareth= Muzzle Mammoth Palin
Engine Nighthawk.
I’m Churn Scorpion!
Gordie Howe = Bigger Channel Palin
Wayne Gretzky = Filter Skate Palin
Michael Palin = Rink Rebate Palin
And me? I’m either Bush Gator Palin or Mounty Bat Palin.
using just my first name I’m Buster Taint
first and last makes me Ladel Torque
(insert obligatory Autolycus joke here)
I’m Roller Texas Palin. My son is Blitz Harden Palin
Ladle be where I come in, then.
(Poor, I know, but it fills the quota. )
Flag Cobra Palin
Yeah. I like it.
aw crap - I’m Hen Waffle.
I must be the black sheep liberal cousin no one likes to talk about.
Oh crikey…
McCain Fortress Palin
Skunk Grunt Palin
Everyone else’s names sound so much cooler than mine. 
Did you know Skunk Grunt was Molten Contra in Palinese?
Ladel Torque Palin!
Sounds like a reserve small forward for the Rockets.
Spackle Camshaft Palin - and I’m female!!! Doesn’t she know Spackle is a boy’s name???