I’m Slicer Mission Palin. Slice for short. I guess.
I’d much rather be Skunk Grunt. Hell, anything with Grunt would be good.
I’m Crutch Camp. That’s somehow fitting… My boyfriend’s new name is much more badass - Rifle Panzer.
I am the second Buster Taint.
And I would.
I’m Hose Hotrod.
I can’t stop giggling.
That is the ultimate porn stud name. 
The spouse is the third Buster Taint.
I’m the second Smoke Strapon.
Staff Wrench
Bureaucratic, but manly!
No. That would be Mr Torpedo Vindicator, I think you’ll find. 
My real name brings up Tank Dent Palin
My screen name brings up Cheney Wolfhound Palin
<<<shudder>>>
Fork Decoy
(When someone asks for a good screenname, we need only point them to this site.)
Ron Jeremy = Pump Bust Palin
Hen Waffle Palin
It’s awesome. That’s what I get with my first initial and middle name.
First and middle names produces “Stoppage Lead.” Uh, no thanks.
First name only = “Gamebird Kelp.” Yeah, REALLY no thanks.
Username = “Comma Liberty.” Dang, I was hoping for Comma Chameleon.
Clop Clutch Palin.
Wonderful.
Can Lightning Palin - you can call me CL! 
I’m Plate Jungle.
Very disappointing…
If I had lightning coming out of my can, I don’t think I’d care what people called me.
Woo!
I am Creation Schwarzkopf Palin!
I’m Charcoal Sniper Palin. Gimme my M14, a tripod, a badass scope & 50 clips of ammo. I needs some Wolf Huntin’ Governor Style…!!!
Unless, of course, that was a Manchurian Candidate assignment.
Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain’t really smart,
Sinatra’s the only fool,
who’d make himself a movie 'bout you…"
My username gives me Charcoal Sniper Palin, which is pretty awesome. My real name gives me Mustache Warthog Palin, which ROCKS THE FUCKING CASBAH!
goes to email Tuba
Yeah, the Mumpers are gonna LOVE this! 
When I put in my first and middle names, I got Chalk Revelations, too! Are you me?
If I just use my first name, I get Package Wichita Palin. Friends call me Pack, for short.