Crunk Petrol, Private Eye
First name: Engine Nighthawk
Full name: Shoulder Frontier
Sans middle name: Shank Piston
Username: Grill Igloo Palin
Color me disappointed. I was hoping for Aspen Physics or Algebra Drum Corps.
Loin Falcon Palin checking in.
That’ll go over well in middle school…
I’m Knife Pile Palin. Has a nice ring to it.
Now, see, I’m big on the recursion.
Using my real first name: Recoil Mush Palin - not as cool as you guys’. 
Using my username: Mullet Troll Palin - sounds like a description of someone who mostly hangs out in the Pit.
My real name gets me Cue Manhunt Palin. My maiden name is another Gravel Blood Palin.
But I should have consulted this before I named my new son - he could have been Fowl Overtime!
Yeah… but doesn’t Buster Taint scream gay porn to anyone else? Perhaps not as much as my name, though: Smoke Strapon Palin. Though I guess I could be a dominatrix instead.
My first and middle name yields Pick Beef Palin, and my username gives Spackle Camshaft Palin. But the winner is my full real name, which results in Rifle Panzer Palin! Great, but I’d prefer Panzer Rifle Palin. Has a ring to it.
My name brings up Pick Meat Palin. A name and menu advice all in one!
My Cameroonian name makes me Steam Fang Palin. Not bad!
My Chinese name makes me…um Drink Hack Palin. “Drink Hack”, eh? Sounds like an article on Digg…“20 Drink Hacks for Happier Partying!”
Trowel Ogre Palin
Top that!
I’m Fire Patriot Palin. Badum-tsch.
Pump Bust Palin, at your service.
It just sounds so lewd.
I am also Chalk Revelations. And Missle Blunt, Filter Skate, Rifle Panzer, Pick Beef, and Chisel Dustup. My husband is Knife Pile. My cat is Beretta Hockey.
My cat is Plop Hero.
Yes. Yes, he is.
My name appears to be No Link Palin.
Dang this mobile browser.
**Chop Meth Palin **
I might not be one of the kids she trots out on all the campaign stops.
Hi everyone.
I’m Nam Guadalupe Palin.
And pleased to meet you.
[How do you pronounce ‘Palin’? Like fencing paling, without the g, or like “Pall-inn”]
Is seems mostly the former in the news. Plus, that’s the way Michael Palin pronounces it, so it’s gotta be right.
Using my real name, I got “Loin Falcon Palin”, which is extremely appropriate considering that my muse/spirit animal/soul symbol (whateveryoucallit) is indeed a falcon.