Wait a minute! They are discontinuing Monopoly?!?!
I thought it was Hasboros greatest sellers…I maean I own a copy and never play it but … They can’t do that!!
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But without Monopoly money, how will the Democrats pay for the circumcisions?
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A governement entitlement program? Think of the poor, man!
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No, I’ll close it. All he has to do is ask.
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He did.
[QUOTE=mobo85]
Okay, I didn’t realize they were joking. This thread can be closed.
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http://208.100.26.199/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9078356 or are you being funny?
Jim
I can’t believe that Monopoly is going to be discontinued.
Why don’t they just get rid of the paper money? That sure seems like it would give it a fresh feel.
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
He did.
http://208.100.26.199/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9078356 or are you being funny?
Jim
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I think he wants him to ask in the proper way? You know, PM or e-mail a mod?
Did someone say the government has a monopoly on baby eating muslims? I knew it! Someone should really get the truth out!
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I think he wants him to ask in the proper way? You know, PM or e-mail a mod?
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No, I think Jim’s ears may have just popped.
This thread is a three-ring circus full of trapeze acts.
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No, I think Jim’s ears may have just popped.
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Could be. 
The whole thing is amusing, though I still want mobo to come out and take the joke well. I mean, the whole thing was downright funny, and if we can’t laugh at ourselves we may as well take a long walk off a short pier right now.
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… are you being funny?
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Giraffe? Funny? It is to laugh.
Can we get back to the Democratic circumcision issue here?
Will they pay for them differently now?
Like maybe, with some sort of electronic assistance or something?
They can take my baby eating Muslim from my cold dead hands!
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*The meth addled prostitute, in the alley behind the strip club, with the tire iron
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Please tell me this is referring to a murder scenario and not a personal predilection.
[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun]
FUCK! Parker Brothers is discontinuing Monopoly?! Don’t they know that every time they update something they are robbing me off a piece of my childhood? Those heartless corporate bastards are, evil.
But truth be told, I am looking forward to CSI: Clue.*
*The meth addled prostitute, in the alley behind the strip club, with the tire iron
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I prefer CSI:Miami:Clue. First you “suggest” that it was the pornographer, in the million-dollar condo, with the sharpened candy cane. If no one disproves you, then you whip off your sunglasses and “accuse.”
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They can take my baby eating Muslim from my cold dead hands!
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If Monopoly money is outlawed, only outlaws will have Monopoly money!
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Please tell me this is referring to a murder scenario and not a personal predilection.
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I think you’re being a little unfair here, Otto. It could be both! 
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<snip>The Pit is supposed to be about women who eat their babies and uppity Muslims. Bush is an idiot. Clinton got a blow job. Hillary is a communist. Cheney is a Nazi. Jesus, now we’re all doomed. Thanks for shitting on us all.
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Is it just me, or is anyone else hearing this set to music?
Godamighty, I can’t believe this thread hasn’t been closed yet. The whole board is falling apart. Mods are resigning in droves. And you people just keep fiddling like it’s Hee Haw. Somebody needs to get Jerry. Or Mr. Ed. Or Sisal or somebody. What ever happened to that Giraffe guy? Fuck! This whole thing is going to crash any minute now.
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Its a result of the Patriot Act. Paper money doesn’t leave enough of a trail to track the terrorists so all transactions must be electronic starting with board games to get people used to it.
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Duh. That’s why cash has the security threads. So spy satellites can track your twenties.
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Is it just me, or is anyone else hearing this set to music?
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Sounds a bit Gilberty and Sullivanish, doesn’t it?