The SDMB has a Monopoly on Chicken Littles.

[QUOTE=Liberal]
Godamighty, I can’t believe this thread hasn’t been closed yet.
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Yeah, but dude, they’re taking away my monopoly money? Surely you’ve heard about this. I think there was even a thread about it.

[QUOTE=Frank]
Giraffe? Funny? It is to laugh.
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Well, I did know that was unlikely.

Now you’re being silly. Clue doesn’t have monopoly money.

[QUOTE=rayh]
Now you’re being silly. Clue doesn’t have monopoly money.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Get a freakin’ monopoly already.

[QUOTE=tdn]
Yeah. Get a freakin’ monopoly already.
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I can’t, I’ve heard it’s being discontinued.

[QUOTE=rayh]
I can’t, I’ve heard it’s being discontinued.
[/QUOTE]

Really? I haven’t heard a thing about that.

Pass it on… mobo85 is discontinuing Monopoly with a little chicken trapeze act on Vermont Ave. tonight…

What I don’t understand is why everyone thinks Hasbro is really discontinuing Monopoly. IT’S NOT BEING DISCONTINUED, PEOPLE! Stop with all the alarmism!

[QUOTE=Ludovic]
What I don’t understand is why everyone thinks Hasbro is really discontinuing Monopoly. IT’S NOT BEING DISCONTINUED, PEOPLE! Stop with all the alarmism!
[/QUOTE]

I was going to post something about how it’s true that Hasbro will no longer manufacture Monopoly. However, Parker Brothers would be.

Then I decided to check my facts first. Dammit, perfectly good post shot to hell.

[QUOTE=Ludovic]
What I don’t understand is why everyone thinks Hasbro is really discontinuing Monopoly. IT’S NOT BEING DISCONTINUED, PEOPLE! Stop with all the alarmism!
[/QUOTE]

Uh, but it is being discontinued.

Well, that Monopoly is being discontinued certainly explains why no one wants to play it with me anymore :wink:

or is it my transformation into Monty Bruns that has them scattering to the winds?

Get it right, moron. It’s HASBRO that makes Monopoly, not Parker Brothers.

Sheesh.

[QUOTE=garygnu]
Uh, but it is being discontinued.
[/QUOTE]

It is? SHIT!

[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]
Get it right, moron. It’s HASBRO that makes Monopoly, not Parker Brothers.

Sheesh.
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How young *are * you? Parker Brothers published Monopoly for years, decades even!
(or should I duck to avoid the Flying Tortoni Brothers?)

[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I think he wants him to ask in the proper way? You know, PM or e-mail a mod?
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Magic word? Saying please? Appropriate forms all filled out? Sufficient bribe included?

[QUOTE=anyrose]
Well, that Monopoly is being discontinued certainly explains why no one wants to play it with me anymore :wink:

or is it my transformation into Monty Bruns that has them scattering to the winds?
[/QUOTE]
Always picking on the Wall Street fat cats!

[QUOTE=mobo85]
Okay, I didn’t realize they were joking. This thread can be closed.
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They weren’t joking. “Jokes” are “funny”. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=DrDeth]
They weren’t joking. “Jokes” are “funny”. :rolleyes:
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As opposed to the jokes in the thread, which are funny!

[QUOTE=DrDeth]
They weren’t joking. “Jokes” are “funny”. :rolleyes:
[/QUOTE]

What, you think you have a monopoly on humor?

[QUOTE=rayh]
Now you’re being silly. Clue doesn’t have monopoly money.
[/QUOTE]
I don’t get this joke at all.

But it’s not your fault. I’m just clueless.