Yeah, but dude, they’re taking away my monopoly money? Surely you’ve heard about this. I think there was even a thread about it.
Well, I did know that was unlikely.
Now you’re being silly. Clue doesn’t have monopoly money.
Yeah. Get a freakin’ monopoly already.
I can’t, I’ve heard it’s being discontinued.
Really? I haven’t heard a thing about that.
Pass it on… mobo85 is discontinuing Monopoly with a little chicken trapeze act on Vermont Ave. tonight…
What I don’t understand is why everyone thinks Hasbro is really discontinuing Monopoly. IT’S NOT BEING DISCONTINUED, PEOPLE! Stop with all the alarmism!
I was going to post something about how it’s true that Hasbro will no longer manufacture Monopoly. However, Parker Brothers would be.
Then I decided to check my facts first. Dammit, perfectly good post shot to hell.
Uh, but it is being discontinued.
Well, that Monopoly is being discontinued certainly explains why no one wants to play it with me anymore 
or is it my transformation into Monty Bruns that has them scattering to the winds?
Get it right, moron. It’s HASBRO that makes Monopoly, not Parker Brothers.
Sheesh.
It is? SHIT!
How young *are * you? Parker Brothers published Monopoly for years, decades even!
(or should I duck to avoid the Flying Tortoni Brothers?)
Magic word? Saying please? Appropriate forms all filled out? Sufficient bribe included?
Always picking on the Wall Street fat cats!
They weren’t joking. “Jokes” are “funny”. :rolleyes:
As opposed to the jokes in the thread, which are funny!
What, you think you have a monopoly on humor?
I don’t get this joke at all.
But it’s not your fault. I’m just clueless.