The SDMB has a Monopoly on Chicken Littles.

The BBQ Pit
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[QUOTE=silenus]
What, you think you have a monopoly on humor?
[/QUOTE]

Nah, just a trust.

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Can you use the new credit card to get money from Free Parking?

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[QUOTE=silenus]
What, you think you have a monopoly on humor?
[/QUOTE]

Wait, DrDeth’s sense of humor is beind discontinued?

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[QUOTE=DrDeth]
They weren’t joking. “Jokes” are “funny”. :rolleyes:
[/QUOTE]

Okay, now I’m getting concerned.

Is it raining in your little corner of the basement?

Do not pass go; do not collect 200 Quatloos.

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[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
I don’t get this joke at all.

But it’s not your fault. I’m just clueless.
[/QUOTE]

Haven’t you heard? Jokes are being discontinued. A reliable source told me.

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[QUOTE=DrDeth]
They weren’t joking. “Jokes” are “funny”. :rolleyes:
[/QUOTE]

Weren’t you the guy who thought “whooshes” should be treated as a form of trolling?

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[QUOTE=rayh]
Haven’t you heard? Jokes are being discontinued. A reliable source told me.
[/QUOTE]

Really? You’re joking! :wink:

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You do realize that with Monopoly shutting down, what is to become of the unused tokens? With Katrina victims finally get the housing they need? Will lone running shoes littering the streets of America be joined by that tiny boot? Will Michael Vick get all the Scotty dogs?

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[QUOTE=Taber]
Wait, DrDeth’s sense of humor is beind discontinued?
[/QUOTE]

No, just discounted.

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Monopoly banned? It’s about fuckin’ time those government anti-trust lawyers got off their asses.

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[QUOTE=Duckster]
… Will Michael Vick get all the Scotty dogs?
[/QUOTE]
That just made me laugh so loud I scared the cat. (I am going to hell for laughing at that, aren’t I?).

Too bad about Monopoly. Good thing I already have a copy.

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Do you see the irony? (it seems)The SDMB is full of people who bleat about trivia, let me rush off and start a pit thread to complain about it!

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Given it’s current weakness, you could just use real dollars.

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[QUOTE=mobo85]
Okay, I didn’t realize they were joking. This thread can be closed.
[/QUOTE]

You have won second prize in a comprehension contest - collect $10

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THE SKY IS FALLING!

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[QUOTE=Taber]
Wait, DrDeth’s sense of humor is beind discontinued?
[/QUOTE]
Long, long ago.

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[QUOTE=DiggitCamara]
THE SKY IS FALLING!
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Check out [thread=440413]this thread[/thread].

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[Hijack]
Most of this thread is irrelevant as Monopoly is being discontinued.
[/Hijack]

Carry on…

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[QUOTE=Miller]
Weren’t you the guy who thought “whooshes” should be treated as a form of trolling?
[/QUOTE]

God please. Don’t let this be true. Cite?

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The exact quote in question.