How big is this heist going to be, seeing as it’s being divided 115 ways?
I’m also a good bookkeeper. I’m sure we’ll need two of us to keep track of all of our loot, so maybe I can be of some use.
115 ways after beer/expenses…
Goes without saying. 
Helpful hint from George Carlin: a good way to get rid of counterfeit money is to drop it in the collection plate at church.
With the use of a comfy chair, I can hypnotize people. Doesn’t every heist need someone to hypnotize the guards?
If the guards turn out to be resistant to hypnosis, we can use the comfy chair for torture.
So what are they going to call the movie they make about this caper? And who does Matt Damon play?
Oh yeah, we definitely need one of those. You can be our Telly Savalas.
Dope’s Eleven.
The Dope Job.
The Dope Connection.
The Great EsDope.
The Dopey Dozen.
The Great Train Dopery.
& I’ve worn chainmail knight’s attire while accompanying a dragon. Though our dragon isn’t so inconspicuous as he’s pink & purple & 145’ tall!
I also do a lot of video, especially high angle & aerial, for the stakeout & planning phases.
Can speak Mandarin Chinese.
Know how some nuclear weapons are made (basic blueprints only, nothing complex or classified.)
Can memorize music by ear and then play it on a piano, or reproduce it, without ever seeing the notes on paper. (I have no idea what that is useful for, but it might be…)
Can do math very quickly in my head, but only if it’s simple stuff.
Firearms and CQB training. Can also interrogate and fast rope out of helicopters.
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I’ll make the tea.
The artillery I shot is nuke capable, so if someone can get the 155mm nuke round, I can aim it and shoot it. Oh and while they’re at it, someone please dig up an M-198 howitzer to fire that round. And the 13-man crew to man it, too.
Nice. I’ll definitely help you drive that baby. And I can fast rope out of helicopters along with rbell2915.
We have a good team coming together. But we’re gonna need a lot of beer…
Sparky812 - Jack of all trades/ Macgyver type.
- Great with the ladies and at parties due to looks, charm, wit, and musicianship.
- Can beat most people in a fight if I can’t talk my way out.
Bonus Can run faster than anyone chasing me!
Still need an underwater welder and a dirigible.
You think we need one more?
Yeah, we’ll need one more…
“Those” types are always giving away the whole plan in intricate detail to whoever will listen, while never ensuring that their elaborate execution is actually successful, therefore allowing for an escape.
Thanks but no thanks!
I took years and years of survival and leadership training through the Canadian Air Cadets. Big toes have permanently lost the feeling in them, I’m pretty comfortable with hypothermia. If your heist is in the arctic, I’m your George Clooney.
The Evil Overlord list says that we should always have a six year old child on staff to point out holes in the plan. Maybe I can do that role.
Regards,
Shodan
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