…as Matt toppled over groaning, he knocked into Catrandom’s knees, sending her topplint into the mud puddle. At the same time, Zazou the Wonder Kitten leapt onto her face and gave her a savage clawing. As she tried madly to get the little black and white furball off her head, Matt got up, shook off the pain, and…
…and two little silver balls rolled out of his pantlegs. Matt said, " I hoped I would never have to explain this, but back in the war…"
…He had met Doobieous who had seen Matt on the battle field one day during the war and had hoped to show Matt…
…a good time. So when they retired to their barracks, Matt found himself in Doobieous’ bunk, and…
…no sooner had their torrid embrace commenced than they were interrupted by an embarrassed Bricker, who had been told that the room was empty, and he could therefore use it to set up his…
…day care center, because he had a real soft spot for kids. Really. He was no sicko.
But as much as he loved the kids, he also sknew he could use the day care center as a front for…
…his experiments in…
…metagenic duplication (a process similiar to cloning but which attempted to induce super powers into the dopplegangers).
Eventually he found another place to set up the day care laboratory and was partially succesful in his experiments. But he abandoned the project a broken man after all five of his ‘subjects’ escaped. Reports wer burnt so it remains unknown who was cloned to this day…
…this day…
fade back to current time
:::flashback:::
Little Persephone, a tiny girl with curly mop of red hair, inqusitively asking “Mr. Bricker, what does this magnet do?”
:::jump forward:::
The amnesiac Persephone wakes up in a cold sweat, having that nightmare again. She shakes her head, turns to the man laying next to her, and says “Alright, just who the hell are you and what are you doing in my bed?”
He replies…
"What the?!? You aren’t my wife. Where am I, and what did you do with my…
…I’m your husband!"
Persephone gasped in shock at the man she married in her crazy youth. They were married because he needed his green card, but then he disappeared in a horrible restaurant fire. “But you are dead.”
“No, no I’m not,” Chef_Troy responded. "I only faked my death because…
everyone back in High School made fun of my Halitosis. But I’m over that now, and I have resolved to…
…He was being desperately pursued by his Nemesis; the nemesis that had inspired him to fake his death in a surfing accident. Chef Troy never spoke his enemy’s name, but…
Catrandom
(Geeze, the things a girl gets up to when she goes away for a day :D)
his nemesis was really ChrisP One Kenobe and had been for years. The reason they were at such odds is because…
ChrisP had given him an Atomic Wedgie back in their Pro-wrestling days. Those were the days…
…when Chris P was actually just turtle that had supped on some radioactive sludge dripping down the sewer vents. meanwhile, soulsling lurks behind matts barracks with his army of ants behind him looking for …
eponymous, who, disguised as Zen Master Bankei, was responsible for soulsling’s state of LSD induced enlightenment that caused him to…
…run around the streets yelling, “I am enlightened, and you-oo-oo arrrren’t, neener neener neener!” But soulsling’s bizarre behavior came to an abrupt halt when…
ChrisP comes out of nowhere gives Soulsling an atomic wedgie too. “That was REAL mature ChrisP” Then she pulls out the wedgie and…
…realizes with horror that something had been wrong about Arkon’s body…