…horse manure, which he used to power his…
…surgical Appliences. Unbeknowenst to him Odieman has stumbled into a vipers nest of intrigue where…
. . . just barley escapes warm, cheesy death by employing the sinister talents of . . .
. . . Tymp who cleverly neglects to use the word ‘he’ in his last post, thus confusing all of Dopeville and serving the evil intentions of Doc Jackson to . . .
…Arkon whose evil plan (alluded to earlier) is nothing less than total World Domination.
Meanwhile…
…pepperlandgirl was getting ready to force JavaMaven to confess to killing…
. . . Mr. Cynical, who wasn’t actually dead, but had just secretly shacked up with . . .
Silver_Fire, the quiet little newbie in town. Little does she know but Mr. Cynical is actually…
JavaMaven’s fraternal twin brother. They were seperated at birth because their mother couldn’t handle the fact that…
…MrCyncial looked just like his father who was…
…Sealemon, which explained his insanity. Even now, Sealemon’s evil personality had taken over, and was plotting to…
undermine all of our national monuments. ChiefScott pulls up in his ship in order to abort this evil plot when Pink Slinky. . .
…castrate Cynical for shacking up with Silver Fox, who he has had the hots for for a long time. But just as he was about to carry out this torturous scheme, he was suddenly interrupted by…
…pepperlandgirl who wanted to rescue MrC because she…
…knows that Mr.C knows where the secret formula is located. The secret formula for…
. . . is trying to hide her torpid sexual escapades with iampunha, who’s recently been trying to dirty up his name to get out of a painful marriage to long-time drug-smuggler . . .
Persphone, who’s been smuggling drugs for years to support her…
…peeps addiction that has reached monumental porportions due to her…
… yearning for her little Boo Boo. Now Persephone is distraught, searching in vain for someone to touch her noise and “meep” at her like Boo Boo used to do. In her search for consolation, she turns to therapeutical consultations with noted psychiatrist Arnold Winkelried, little guessing that this would lead to …
p.s. Sorry Trion! Didn’t realize that we already had a psychiatrist. Please note that Arnold Winkelried is a “New Age Healer”, not a psychiatrist.