… later, Persephone’s emotional problems escalate. No one can place their finger on why her behavior becomes so erratic. She almost seems like another person. Finally, the terrible truth emerges: She’s possessed by demons!
Arnold W. places a call he’d never hoped he’d have to make, a call to …
…noted deprogrammer Catrandom. For a substantial fee, Catrandom agrees to go to work on Persephone, little knowing who had found out her own darkest secret…
…Milossarian. He has just discovered that Catrandom is his long-lost twin sister. He hopes to blackmail her with information their parents, who are…
…Mafia bosses. The parents personally picked off at least 3 dozen people, including…
…the entire New York Yankees baseball team. This aroused the wrath of Satan, who…
…vowed he would hunt the guilty parties down and personally…
…kill them, unaware that they were actually clones created by…
Ukelele Ike, who fell out of the thread quite a while back. Catrandom and Milossarian are devastated – if mom and dad are clones, what are they? The answer would soon be revealed by…
Trion’s evil twin, who recently broke out of the asylum. He know that Cat and Milo, being the offspring of genitically unstable clones are subject to violent bouts of…
…chocoholism, which results in them smearing their entire bodies with melted Godiva chocolates while they…
…danced naked in the alley. Their unfortunate unholy union resulted in…
. . . discuss various evil, devious ways to get catrandom and persephone to admit their plans for forcing Mr. Cynical to . . .
er, discussing, not discuss
…reveal that he is pepperlandgirl’s deadbeat, alcoholic no-account, millionaire father, who made all his money by…
…get plastic surgery in order to enhance his…
. . . man-flesh, but he refused and was about to walk out of the operating room when he ran into . . .
…Mullinator and his happy band of ex-commandos, just about to…
…ravage the unsuspecting, and somewhat cooperative Persephone as Bluepony watches entire sordid happenings from beach chair over Michelobs and Cheetos. Torn between saving Persephone from this band of ruffians and opening up another cold one he…
…whipped his gun out of the cooler and leveled it at…
. . . his own foot. Suddenly he had a flashback to the Vietnam, where he shot hiw own foot so he could go back to the states and . . .